You're My Perfect Headshot [Esports]

[Advance notices: Please add my upcoming novels Please Stop Drawing and Stepmother to your favorites, dear readers~]

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A vain, fiery-tongued streamer bottom X a gentle, scheming, multiple-personality movie emperor top

Limao Live has a treasure: Chi Lü, whose mouth is always full of dirty talk. But then he meets a true champion!!

"I've got this match in the bag. All I'm missing is a kiss from you."

"Stop chasing the safe zone. Chase me instead."

"To be honest, I want both your rank and you."

His opponent comes on strong, and Chi Lü is driven back step by step. His fans are delighted to watch.

#Nothing bends you like a little subtle flirting!!

After the game, Chi Lü posted on Weibo:

Chi Lü V: I'm 23 years old, and the first time a man ordered me to take off my clothes, he was telling me to take off the level-three armor I'd just picked up.

Later, Chi Lü was invited to appear on a variety show and discovered that the movie emperor Jiang Yuchi was there too. He made small talk: "Hello! I once played with a teammate whose voice sounded a lot like yours."

"I know."

"Huh?"

"That was me."

"???"

Shocked and unable to believe it, Chi Lü hid in a corner and posted on Weibo:

Chi Lü V: I got bullied. I'm helpless, pitiful, and wronged [sobbing]

Reader's guide:

* This is a first-time-each pairing, no real-life inspiration. There is absolutely no chance of winning a chicken dinner. Not in this lifetime. Everyone in the game is a handsome guy, and they're all so nice to talk to. I love flirting with them in there~

* Mutual pining, each other's perfect target

* The story is simple, and you can follow it even if you don't play the game

* A survival-game story full of dirty talk and a very high sugar content?

Please add my upcoming novel Please Stop Drawing to your favorites~~

Su Mian is a math teacher.

Just like his name suggests, he's clean and pure, as soft and fluffy as a little white rabbit. Even a casual compliment from a colleague is enough to make him blush.

Su Mian's life is peaceful and fulfilling.

Then one day, a girl in his class quietly tells him, "Teacher, I think there's a bottom on some adult-comic platform who looks a lot like you."

Following the student's directions, Su Mian opened the comic at home that night, only to discover... How could they merely look alike? They were exactly the same, right down to the two symmetrical red moles on his back that nobody knew about.

And the top did all sorts of explicit things to him at school: on the podium, in the boys' bathroom, in the equipment room, and in the little woods. His body trembled, his eyes were hazy, his face flushed, his gaze seductive, and his expression was utterly indecent!

Su Mian's face burned as he read, both embarrassed and furious.

It had to be someone from the school!

Su Mian thought: )

Now he had a suspect.

Gentle, pure little-white-flower bottom X dark, possessive, dangerously obsessive top

"I want my brush to trace the most captivating curves on your body, one stroke at a time."

Theme: In 2023, all sugar, no ice, sweet enough to make your teeth ache