[Crossover] Please Stop Calling Me, Thanks!

Sylvia left London and came to New York alone because her whole body had a strange electrical charge. The cute boy next door blushed the first time he saw her, then turned and ran. At work, her infuriating boss likes to use her as a giant portable battery whenever he gets the chance. A ninety-year-old Popsicle, a thirty-year-old Iron Can, a shape-shifting Green Giant, the Shield's top enforcer, a sweet and clueless Thor... They're all her coworkers. "Sylvia, the spaceship's out of power! Waaah!!!" "Get lost!!!"