This story is on indefinite hiatus. Sorry.
[San Jiu] is a legendary Chinese screenwriter, renowned at home and abroad as the only person ever to win the Aisika Award for Best Screenplay three times. Everyone knows their name, and no one can help but admire their brilliance. Ye Yiyi, on the other hand, is a little-known actor in his late twenties, with no exposure or connections. Then one day, he unexpectedly gets a sixth-round audition for the male... lead in a major production penned by [San Jiu]. Famous director (sternly): Tell me how you understand this character's emotions in the third act. Ye Yiyi (earnestly): ...He wasn't thinking about anything at the time. Famous director (slamming the table): This is a character written by [San Jiu]! Every one of their characters is so vivid and deeply drawn! And you tell me he wasn't thinking about anything? Do you think everyone has a smooth brain like you?! Ye Yiyi: ...??? After failing the audition under the director's furious, disappointed gaze that said, "You can't make anything of a block of wood," poor Ye Yiyi was weak and helpless. He opened his main Weibo account, using up what little data he had left. Verified San Jiu: @Ta Deng Xing Official Production Team I kind of want to replace the director [smiling.jpg]. The famous director, who saw the mention immediately and excitedly opened Weibo: "...?!" In an instant, the world turned upside down and Weibo exploded. Putting away his phone, Ye Yiyi felt nothing at all. He even felt like getting a bowl of spicy hot pot. Hah, men. Both are virgins. Dramatic, brooding, restrained and abstinent bottom X lovesick famous director (a Teddy) top