The White Moonlight's Everyday Face-Slapping

New novel: The Real Heiress Doesn't Need a Man. Please add it to your favorites!

Blurb:

The moonlight, bright as gold,

The young lord sings three times.

The princess picks a husband,

Just don't choose him.

The princess becomes a silly little girl,

And forgets him to focus on her career.

How is the young lord's daily life?

He's dying on the road to winning her back.

Green leaves and red flowers,

The moonlight loves to play.

His mouth says no, his heart says yes, he's a stubborn tsundere,

Let's not learn from him, everyone.

Learn from the princess, who's gentle and lovely,

Learn from the silly girl, who has ambition.

How is the young lord's daily life?

It takes face-slapping to move the story along.

(Repeat the above.)

There's no end to the sweetness of face-slapping,

The daily face-slapping is the most glorious thing.

Blurb for the new novel The Real Heiress Doesn't Need a Man:

Lu Youyou, an SSS-rank powerhouse in the transmigration-into-a-book world, wakes up to find herself in a melodramatic, angst-filled novel with a difficulty rating of B.

Mission: As the real heiress and heroine of an angst novel, max out the kidney-harvesting hero's affection for her.

Boss Lu: Harvest a kidney? Whose kidney?

Weak, pitiful, helpless System: Of course, the hero's!

Everyone in the transmigration-into-a-book world knows that Boss Lu is perfectly happy on her own and never takes on missions involving a couple.

Harvesting the hero's kidney is easy, and you still want me to max out his affection for me? Ha. Fine.

#Affection Mission: Convince the hero's moonlight to stay. Reward: Hero's affection +1#

The fake heiress, the hero's moonlight: Youyou, little sister, I know you hate me. I'll leave, sob, I'll leave, okay?

The hero, her gallant protector: Who dares tell you to leave?

Boss Lu: I didn't say that.

The hero, her gallant protector: That's more like it.

Boss Lu: I said, get the hell out.

The System gasped.

Boss Lu: A plunge in affection is still a change in affection.

#Hero's affection +10#

System & Boss Lu: ???

The whole internet is abuzz: Lu Youyou, the real heiress of the Lu family, dropped out of high school, posed for nude photos, worked as a hostess, had an abortion, and did time before her debut... She's covered in scandals. Some say she offended an industry big shot and was framed.

Gossipers: Framed or not, there's no washing this clean, even if she jumped into the Yellow River.

Later, Lu Youyou became a huge star in the entertainment industry and didn't care about the scandals. The person who framed her, however, stepped forward and personally debunked each rumor, one by one.

Gossipers: Why are you speaking up for Lu Youyou? Aren't you one of her haters?

Industry big shot who doesn't want to go home and kneel on a durian: Don't be ridiculous. I'm her fanboy.

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