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The barrier of Kyushu was shattered, and monsters from the void were attacking in large numbers. The four divine beasts suppressed the four heavenly pillars, and the big bosses took action one after another to exorcise monsters and build barriers, exhausting their strength for this purpose.
Afterwards, Bu Shiren, who was in charge of the aftermath, discovered that there were hairs everywhere in the world. Even after cleaning up today, there would still be hair tomorrow.
Tracing the source, it turns out that the big guys are bald.
The human boss had severe alopecia areata and simply shaved his head. The demon boss's human form was unstable, and the hair on his demon body fell rustlingly.
Among them, his own cat Gong is included.
Endocrine disorder, irregular cat hair loss, Gong VS secretly photographed little Gong, an ugly and sinister person
Hua Yin roared: "Bu Shi Ren, you are not a human being!"
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"Heard I'm dead?" And became a sage? ? ?
I found my missing companions, but they are all bald. How to cure them?
The cat demon Taoist monk always treats my curry rice like shit and wants to bury it. How can I break it?
The fifty-year college entrance examination and thirty-year simulation that suddenly became popular on the market was suspected to be the work of a Taoist priest. How to cure it... It couldn't be cured, so the angry students planted it in the soil.
Collect the bodies.
Bu Shiren dug out Huayin and took photos.
Bu Shi Ren (Shou): Human race, beautiful woman, sinister in heart + invisible narcissism + calm and reliable, loves to pick up monsters, specializes in disobedience, nicknamed "not human".
Hua Yin (Attack): A cat demon who was beaten up by everyone for compiling a tutorial book. He is a coquettish and a lowly student. He is nicknamed "Mascot" by others.
*This article talks about the modern retirement life of max-level bosses (x) Okay, it's actually a long plot.
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This world is full of legends about me.
Turning over the hands and turning the sky over, Jiuzhou is settled, and the Kunlun rotates to drive away demons.
They praised Lord Qiongling's achievements, and they described the tenderness in Lord Buling's eyes.
They said they would never see Lord Ling smile again.
Lord Buling, a sage from a hundred years ago, the founder of Kyushu, is also the most beautiful person in the world.
"Wait a minute, who said I'm dead?" ? ?
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Qiangqiang, 1v1, he, modern background, with a lot of flashbacks or long-lasting memories, a chaotic background of fairies, gods, demons and ghosts.
*The main subject and the subject may have two perspectives.
*Attack and Shou are both bosses.
*The humanoid will not shed hair, but if the humanoid is unstable, part of the body will often turn into a cat body, such as... Ahem.
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The cover is drawn by the artist "Xianyu Cang". The full body picture is on Weibo. All rights reserved. Please do not use it for commercial purposes. The font is a commercial font from Zihun. Com, and a lifetime license has been purchased.
I was driven crazy by the copywriting, so I simply released several versions. Let's settle the title and copywriting like this for now, just lie down.
Original title: "They Are All Bald" and "Gongjun is Withered Again"
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