
Eunuch Gu, He Is as Beautiful as a Melon [Cat-Sucking]
顾公公它貌美如瓜[吸猫]
by Messy (轰中凌乱)
- Status
- Completed
- Length
- 605k Words
- Genre
- Romance
- Era
- Modern Era
- Updated
- 1y ago
- Source
- JJWXC
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——[New copy of this article]——: Professor Tang Xiaoxian and artist Gu Huaiyin have a furry child, a big fat orange named "Gu Juju". Gu Huaiyin is unlucky. He has struggled to make progress since he fell from being a first-tier star. Even though he has good looks, good acting skills, and a virtuous personality (cross out). One day, their fat tangerine was spotted by a big director. From then on, he got the stage name Eunuch Gu. He appeared on a very popular variety show and skyrocketed from there! Eunuch Gu, millions of fans are at your fingertips. Eunuch Gu, you can easily reach the top! Gu Huaiyin: A little sour. It's so sour. Tang Xiaoxian waved her hand and carried her boyfriend to Fat Orange: "Juju, your father will be left to you." So, while Big Fat Orange gained fans, he also increased his father's popularity. Soon, his father will have announcements about good movies. Gu Huaiyin was very happy that the child could not only support the family but also feed the family. He turned around and deducted most of Big Fat Orange's snacks and also signed up for a pet fitness class to help the child lose weight. Gu Juju:? ? ? Meow? ! ! ! [Old copy]: The three protagonists are the orange cat with extraordinary dancing skills × the tenth-level third-tier star male protagonist with meow language × the female protagonist who is a reserve female lead of a Chinese scholar. The main variety show in the entertainment industry is about sand sculptures and joy. I have a cat with a delicate body and a soft body that is easy to push over. I have a cat who is so fat and strong that he can collapse the bed. I have a cat with a face as big as a basin. I have a cat, and my millions of fans support my family. Eunuch Gu never follows the routine. The male protagonist, Gu Huaiyin, is a fresh and elegant man, a has-been god who fell from the first line to the third line for some reason. The heroine Tang Xiaoxian is a beautiful woman with outstanding temperament, a quasi-Chinese scholar, and a hard-working cat slave who is annoyed by cats. This is the story of a fat orange who led the shit-shoveling official to make his (chicken) family (fly) rise (dog) rise (jump) and reach the pinnacle of life. ————— [Knock on the blackboard! This article tells the inspirational story of Meow and the man and woman fighting for the throne. [The protagonists are the male and female protagonists and Fat Orange, each with their own main line, among which Fat Orange's main line is the strongest! . *A cat is just a cat. It has all the characteristics of a cat. It will not turn into a human, but it has a high IQ. *Demining: The main CP is Fat Orange's shit shoveling officer, the secondary CP is BL, and there is a GL historical CP in the extra chapter (the gl extra chapter is free and can be skipped) *Mao and the male protagonist follow the entertainment industry line, while the female protagonist takes the academic line *The background of the world is imaginary, and the historical context will be laid out. *The outline is complete, welcome to jump in. *The writing style is relaxed and joyful, prolonging life~ —————————— *Marked as Madman, remember to read it with [The author has something to say]! ★All the extras in this article are free extras. They will be released first in the epilogue of the final chapter from time to time, and will be put into the "Extra Pit" later. —————— Weibo @ messy, occasionally post some delicious food, repost some cat movies, welcome to hook up~ ps: The cat on the cover is a custom draft, which is original and copyrighted by this book. Any misappropriation will be investigated. A large high-definition picture of Eunuch Gu's seductive eyes is available on Weibo. ————— The full text of the new rehabilitation book "The Flower of the High Mountain Becomes a Queen Disliked by Thousands of People" is in the archive. Copywriting The full text is saved. Currently, 110,000 words are saved. The state is very bad. It is difficult to type. It was left on August 27, 2024. ◆◆◆Please note that the clean party is not allowed to enter. There are many minefields and I don't know how to arrange them. The first three chapters focus on thunderstorms in advance, so be careful before entering! ◆◆◆ ——Some people will not be truly tamed even in hell. [Mr. Ning, who is famous in Jiuzhou, is the most beautiful woman in the world. His beauty is rare and makes people fascinated. ] The first thirty years of Ning Wuqi's life were smooth sailing, developing his innocent and lively character. He has excellent bones and extremely high understanding. He ranked first on the list of talents before he was thirty years old. Such a talented person naturally has a proud body. Once he was in trouble, his school was destroyed, his cultivation was abolished, and he was castrated. The strong-looking swordsman was placed under heavy restrictions, unable to seek death, and was trained to be a delicate concubine. For the next seventeen years, the proud man of heaven was humiliated. Ning Wuqi used to be a genius swordsman with numerous followers in the world of cultivation. Now Ning Wuqi is a despicable thing that can be bullied by anyone. His followers are increasing instead of decreasing, but his appearance has changed. People were obsessed with and despised him. They were covetous of his body and looked down upon his dusty and wretched appearance. The senior leader who led him to practice kept saying that he admired his qualifications, but personally shattered his pride and pushed him into the abyss. The daughter of the Lord who adored him repeatedly opened his scars and tore up his self-esteem. The former admirers were ecstatic that the moon in the sky fell into the mortal world, performing affectionate dramas while trampling him. Master's good friend, who was halfway to becoming a great power, always wanted to see the shadow of Master Ning Wuqi in him. Unfortunately, his temperament changed drastically after he fell into poverty, and he was no longer the Ning Wuqi he used to be. The great power always disliked him and disliked him. "You are not worthy to be her disciple." With no way to survive and no way to die, Ning Wuqi forced himself to endure it for seventeen years. Finally, after fulfilling his long-cherished wish, he was shattered overnight. [According to legend, Ning Wuqi forcibly opened the desperate ghost city and released a hundred thousand wronged souls. Heaven punished him, and his body and soul were extinguished. ] Ironically, after the bad news came out, those people became infatuated and tried to resurrect him. ——The original attack perspective of the crematorium—— As an immortal who is expected to ascend, Xiao Jin's only two concerns are that the family's glory will remain the same after his ascension, and the second is the bet he made with his friends - to create the most beautiful woman in the world. On an unexpected journey, he saw a rare beauty in the world. This is an excellent seedling. Without being polished, it is better than countless beauties in the world, but it is not enough. What he wants is to be the best in the world beyond all beauties. From then on, he began a long layout. He helped this little guy embark on the path of spiritual practice and rescued him many times. The little guy was grateful for his kindness and his smile was especially sweet every time he saw him. Later, when the time came to close the net and the little guy was in trouble, he came to the rescue again. This time, he did not throw up his sleeves and leave, but took the kid back to the Xiao family. Beauty is trapped in a urn, and the gentle and reliable senior master finally reveals his sinister true face. He used the cruelest means to crush the little guy's self-esteem and carve out a beauty that was unparalleled in the world. From then on, there was an endless stream of cultivators who came here to be the most beautiful woman in the world. There were always people who came with treasures in their hands just to catch a glimpse of the beauty. Since then, the resources to continue the Xiao family's legacy have been established, and so has the most beautiful woman in the world. Later, he got deeper and deeper into trouble. He no longer wanted to bully the beauty. He planned to become a Taoist couple with her and share the road to immortality. Becoming an empress is an honor that many people can only dream of, but the beauty would rather lose her soul than forgive him. The power of heavenly punishment is so terrifying, even if it takes half a step to ascend like him, it cannot escape completely. He tried his best to save it, but the person who once loved and attached to him could never come back. ——Ending Attack Perspective—— Chu Ying was a mortal who had no spiritual roots to cultivate but was honored as an emperor. So he relied on the historical experience he learned in modern civilization in his previous life to govern the country for more than 20 years. He became a wise king and embarked on the path of merit and sainthood. But there was a problem on the road to becoming a saint. He couldn't get over the hurdle no matter what, and he had no way to deal with it. Until he picked up a seriously injured stunning beauty. Compared with the great beauty, all the beauties he has seen in his past and present lives pale in comparison. But the great beauty is also the meanest eunuch in the world. Her beauty is flawed, and she doesn't even want to face her own imperfections. Unintentionally peeking into the beauty's heart-wrenching past, he suddenly realized that this beauty might be the breakthrough for him to become a saint, so he helped her. No matter how beautiful the beauty is, it is just a stepping stone for him to reach the top. At most... After he succeeds, he can give the beauty status and let her be his wife. He is ambitious and is bound to carve out a bloody path of cultivation. In the face of his ideal, gods will kill gods and Buddhas. At first, he placed the beauty in the palace and helped the beauty for his own sake. Later, he helped the beauty and helped himself. Later, he fell deeper and deeper and could no longer use the beauty as a tool for his sanctification. It was snowing that sunset, and the beauty stood under the eaves and looked quietly outside the courtyard wall. He followed his gaze and saw a red plum that came in from outside the courtyard. It was blooming vigorously and vividly. It was the vitality that was completely opposite to the lifeless beauty. Chu Ying's heart was struck suddenly, and he suddenly wanted to hold the person in his arms, protect him, assist him, and help him return to where he really should be - the vast world. *Attack c and get attention from non-c! The ending is 1v1, which is considered he (not be anyway) *No change of attacks, no cleansing with bad attacks, crematorium, kind of raising ashes! That kind of death! Only when you reincarnate and become a new person can you have the chance to do this! The original attack and the ending attack are the relationship of reincarnation, the same soul. Yuan Gong is a vested interest of the feudal oppressive class and does not understand the suffering of the lower class. Only after reincarnation and the influence of modern equality concepts can he know what he has done wrong. *Shou was born as a waiter and belonged to the oppressed class. He was forced to have relations with others without his consent. Shou has mental problems and deep obsessions. He liked Gong before he was in trouble, and he still wanted to drag Gong with him until he died. Therefore, he still ended up with Gong. *Readers with a lot of flash points are not recommended to watch it. If you can't accept it, please swipe it away and let each other go. Thank you! *Cultivation world setting of medium and low demons, non-traditional cultivation, not everyone is evil, but the whole environment is very depressing, a cannibalistic feudal society! *Most of the plots are very sad and depressing, and are non-traditional crematoriums. If you want to read cool and sweet stories, there is no need to click in and waste time. *The cover shows the same face in different states, it's a knife. Concept: The struggle of the three protagonists, 2 people and 1 cat
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