-- Irreverent Blurb 1 --
The barrier around Jiuzhou shattered, and void demons came pouring in. The Four Divine Beasts guarded the four pillars of heaven. The great powers stepped in one after another, driving away the demons and repairing the barrier, until they had exhausted their strength.
Afterward, Bu Shiren, who was in charge of the cleanup, discovered that fur was floating everywhere in the human world. He swept it up today, and there'd be more tomorrow.
After tracing it to the source, he found that the great powers had gone bald.
The human powerhouses had such severe bald patches that they simply shaved their heads. The demon powerhouses couldn't maintain their human forms, and their fur kept falling out in clumps while they were in their demon forms.
This included his own cat top.
A top with hormonal imbalances and irregularly shedding cat fur VS a dark-bottom who secretly photographs his top looking ridiculous
Hua Yin roared, "Bu Shiren, you're not human!"
-- Irreverent Blurb 2 --
I heard I died? And became a sage of old???
I found my missing companions, but they're all bald. How do I fix that?
My cat demon partner keeps mistaking my curry rice for poop and wants to bury it. What do I do?
A book called Fifty Years of Gaokao Exams, Thirty Years of Practice Tests has suddenly become popular on the market. My partner seems to be behind it. How do I fix this... I can't. The furious students planted him in the ground.
Time to collect the body.
Bu Shiren dug Hua Yin up and took a commemorative photo.
Bu Shiren (bottom): Human, beautiful, secretly scheming + secretly narcissistic + calm and dependable. Loves picking up demons and specializes in dealing with troublemakers. His nickname is "Not Human."
Hua Yin (top): Cat demon. Everyone wants to beat him up for writing exam-prep books. Shamelessly flirtatious, a top student. His nickname is "Mascot."
*This story is about the modern retirement life of max-level powerhouses (nope), okay, actually, it's a long plot-driven story.
-- Serious Blurb --
Everywhere in this world, my legend lives on.
With a wave of my hand, I turned the heavens upside down and brought Jiuzhou to order; I set the cosmic wheel turning and drove away the demons.
They sing of the Lord of Qiongling's deeds. They describe the tenderness in Lord Buling's eyes.
They say no one will ever see Lord Ling smile again.
Lord Buling was a sage of old from a hundred years ago, the founder of modern Jiuzhou, and the most beautiful person in the world.
Wait a minute, who said I was dead???
Power couple, one-on-one, happy ending, modern setting, lots of flashbacks and distant memories, with a chaotic mix of immortals, demons, gods, monsters, humans, ghosts, and spirits.
* Mainly from the bottom's perspective, possibly with dual perspectives.
* Both top and bottom are powerhouses.
* The top doesn't shed fur in human form, but he often can't maintain that form, so parts of his body turn into a cat's... ahem.
The cover was drawn by the wonderful artist Xianyu Cang. The full-body illustration is on Weibo. All rights reserved; commercial use is prohibited. The font is a commercial-use font from Zihun, with a lifetime license already purchased.
The blurbs drove me crazy, so I decided to put up several versions. I'll leave the title and blurb as they are for now. *lies down*
Former titles: They All Went Bald, The Top Is Wilting Again
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