I Want to Take a Bath

Cangjian, the number one divine sword in the Six Realms, had been drunk in the palace wine jar for hundreds of years and turned into a rusty "rusty flower sword". One day he finally woke up and was thrown into a sword-forging furnace as scrap metal and recast, and then the furnace blew up. Cang Jian, who got into trouble, ran away in a hurry, followed by a series of little tails who came to admire the reputation of Shen Jian. On the way to escape, I occasionally heard rumors: The Son of God who came down from the God Realm has a sword, which is very smelly and ugly. When the Son of God's sword comes out, rust is floating in the air. The heroes are retreating and no one dares to touch it. He lost the sword the day before yesterday and is spending a lot of money to find it. Lord Cang Jian looked at his rusty sword, which was stained with wine and smelled bad, and fell into a strange silence. Cang Jian (angry): After using me for so many years, why don't you give me a bath? Shenzi (blushing): Why do we need to give you a bath when we first meet? Cang Jian (evil smile): Aren't you my master? Son of God (confused): ... Huh? Cang Jian (raised eyebrows): Give me a bath, bathe! Shenzi (confused): Oh... Okay. Cang Jian Gong, who is both a god and a demon, has to take a bath every day vs. Shenzi Shou, who is honest and cute and gives his sword a bath every day Continuation text: "Heavenly Master He Closes the Moon and Shames the Ghost" Something unexpected happened to Jiang Ning on the night he awakened his Yin Evil body. He accidentally forcefully summoned the soul of Dragon Emperor Qin Mu from his body, and ended up being entangled by him. The situation at the beginning was like this: Qin Mu, who was stuffed into the cat's shell, slapped his paws on him with more than a dozen cat claws and golden stamps, and said condescendingly: "Servant, I want to bear resentment, you work for me!" However, later, the master-servant contract was reversed by Jiang Ning, and the situation suddenly changed sides. Qin Mu could only hug Jiang Ning's lap and live. So... Jiang Ning (calmly): "Touch it for me, and dinner will be served." Qin Mu (angry): "I would never do such a stupid thing!" Ten minutes later. Qin Mu (angry): "My belly is even exposed, why hasn't dinner been served yet?" Cold on the outside, abstinent on the inside, sultry on the inside, Celestial Master Gong vs. Healthy, stupid, cute, and hairy dragon soul cat. Story version copy: Jiang Ning suffered from autism due to the seal of the evil body. After accidentally unblocking it, he counterattacked the ascetic and cold male god who is loved by everyone and afraid of ghosts. He was inadvertently involved in a conspiracy to control the feminine physique, and met three blind men who had kicked him before. After seeing his abilities, the men on blind dates who were haunted by ghosts begged him to get back together. Jiang Ning looked cold: What is your surname? Qin Mu: Get lost, you scumbag, he is mine! Note: 1. Jiangning's ugly duckling turned into a black swan, a cool counterattack and a slap in the face 2. Qin Mu is indeed a dragon and can kill people with chinchillas at any time. Conception: