Immortal Lord, Your Magic Weapon Has Escaped Again

[First person in the copy, third person in the text] I am a lamp with a special function that can bring the dead back to life. Everyone coveted my ability and came to snatch it from me, but they were all counterattacked. Actually I don't want to either. I am a magic weapon. The evil energy in my body accumulates out of my control and I always rebel. So after my thirty-third master died, I started to save myself. But he was captured by the jealous Immortal Lord. He was simply not a human being! Not only did he take things by force, but he also always flirted with me! He didn't allow me to have close contact with anyone, or to leave his side, or to have another master. That's it, I'll tolerate it. But I was participating in a competition and he tied me up! He gets angry when I team up with someone, and he always vents his anger! I couldn't bear it anymore. I escaped and was caught again. I was so angry! Don't think that I can forgive you just because you pamper me and give me a lot of things to suppress evil spirits! I swear, I will never eat a meal from you, use a bodhi seed from you, or say a soft word to you! Later... So delicious. The smart and powerful magic weapon brother is attacked by the VS domineering and cold-hearted immortal brother. Demining: There are deputy CPs coming and going, please pay attention to lightning protection ------------------ I am the dividing line for advance collection ------------------ "The Dragon Teaches Cultivation in the Dynasty" In an adventure accident, Long Guiyin traveled from the fairy world where immortals were everywhere to the dynasty where inheritance was cut off, and became a prince with a different surname. Faced with the decline of cultivators in the dynasty and the distress of being suppressed by enemy countries that have inherited the inheritance of cultivation, as a dragon from the fairy world, Long Guiyin said that it is easy to cultivate a great nation of cultivation. As a result, the dynasty with declining inheritance ushered in a powerful impact of cultivation culture. It's just that he seems to have gone too far, and he became famous by accident. Formation Cultivator and Fu Cultivator begged and clamored every day to build a statue for him. Alchemists and weapon refiners all praised him as a god The left prime minister who had divorced him before and looked down on him looked at him with deep eyes. The imperial advisor who originally wanted to send him to the enemy country to seek peace also worked hard to retain him. … He could handle all these, but why did the emperor change his ways to torment him every day? Coming again today—— The emperor said: "Prince Zhao, I feel that your jade pendant is not satisfactory. I should replace it." The emperor's heart: [My jade pendant today is newly carved, look at me, look at me! Long Guiyin: My body is almost covered with your jade pendants! The world's most prosperous and beautiful True Dragon Prince attacks vs. The world's most supremely cultivated human emperor. ------------------ I am the dividing line for advance collection ------------------ "When the Eastern Dragon Cub Falls into the Western Dragon's Lair" When the dragon first came out of the eggshell, he found that the big dragons looked different from him. Each one had a big belly, was chubby, and had wings! He - thin, skinny, wingless. Long Chu felt inferior. The dragons were very distressed, thinking that the baby was malnourished, so they pampered and nourished it. However, it couldn't absorb the food that other dragons gave it, and the more it ate, the thinner it became. Long Chu became depressed. Until one day, he couldn't control his instinct and ate a poisonous weed, accidentally awakening an inherited memory, and the world was turned upside down from then on. Don't think of the Fengyue grass as a poisonous weed. His cultivation level increased after eating it. Don't treat the alabaster stone as rubbish and ignore it, just make it into a powerful magical weapon. The magic crystal that Don Long regards as a treasure can be replaced by the white moon stone that can be found everywhere. He can make Bielong's scarce medicine from weeds on the ground. Dragons (cheering): Since we have cubs, Dragon God no longer has to worry about us being tricked by pharmacists/magicians/smiths! Long Chu (sighing): It's enough for you to throw away the spirit stones, spirit flowers, and spirit iron as trash. Later, Long Chu picked up a giant dragon egg that was more than twice his size, and hatched out a chubby little dragon cub. From then on, Long Chu had a few followers who just followed him wherever he went. Long Chu raised his claws with great pride: Zai'er, fuck with me, I'll protect you! The dragon cub flapped its wings: Ouch! Thump~ Eastern Dragon Cub Attack vs Western Dragon Cub Suffer Intention: As a demon, the heart can also be the Tao