Beautiful zither player x flirtatious guard
Ridiculous everyday antics, maybe a little sweet treat?
"Did you see that beauty who ran out of Lord Zhao's room?"
"I heard Guard Zhao likes men!"
Zhao Bing: "Hear me out!"
"I heard Lord Zhao did such a number on him that he couldn't get out of bed."
Zhao Bing: "I didn't! I swear!"
(I'll write whatever I want, and you can read it however you like (???v??`))