When This Calamity Befalls

At last, I'm replacing that emotionally frigid version of the synopsis.

Jian Wuke had been a rogue immortal for ages, spending her days drinking monkey wine and teasing her pet snake. Life couldn't have been better. Then a bolt of heavenly lightning ruined everything, and she learned that it was time to repay a debt she'd incurred a thousand years ago.

“Tell me, what do you want? Fine clothes and good food, or wealth and glory?” Immortal Jian asked her creditor, earnest and serious.

The creditor shook his head.

Jian Wuke couldn't help reaching out to tug at his red hair tie. “Then shall I find you a perfect husband?”

The creditor shook his head.

The pet snake beside them rolled its eyes. “What do you expect a kid barely into his teens to ask you for? Date candy?”

The little creditor's eyes lit up.

Jian Wuke: “...”

Later, Immortal Jian took the little creditor around the martial world, fighting monsters and leveling up.

When she saw all the other flowers and plants, humans and ghosts, falling in love, the immortal turned to look at the little creditor, now all grown up, and pouted. “Ashi, I want kisses and cuddles and to be lifted up high, too!”

The author, who is terrible at writing synopses, says: The actual story may well be completely different from this. Take note!

Emotionally frigid version of the synopsis:

She was once a rogue immortal between heaven and earth.

Her fellow cultivators often said that it was no easy feat for a woman to become a rogue immortal, because women were naturally sentimental, and once they fell in love, there was no escape.

She merely smiled calmly at that. She had traveled the world after moving into this cave abode, yet even after witnessing every warmth and cruelty of human nature, not the slightest ripple stirred in her heart.

Her fellow cultivator smiled faintly. “And before you moved into this cave abode?”

Her heart caught. She suddenly felt that a great calamity was on its way.

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