After a Certain Condition Is Met

[Daily updates, daily updates~ I'll do my best to update every day!] Cold, sharp-tongued bottom who mouths off to the world x refined, wicked, passionate top (Is something not quite right here? {scratches head}) After triggering some unbelievable condition, Bai Lang and Xiao Yan are forced to take part in a game... At first: Xiao Yan: Where are we? This game is kind of scary. Bai Lang: Scary, are we? Are we? Xiao Yan: Did you forget that I'm your big brother? Bai Lang: The wind's so strong, woohoo~ Woohoo~ Xiao Yan: Come on, hand me a hammer. Watch me blow their brains out with my bare hands! Bai Lang: At least you get it. If you hit me, my head has brains in it. Hit yourself and all you can do is smash tofu pudding. Xiao Yan: Hah, the wind's died down. Let's fight. Later: Xiao Yan: Want a kiss? Bai Lang: I'm still young. Xiao Yan: No, you're not. I know that (?ω?) Bai Lang: Can't you put something useful in your head, like the game we're playing? Xiao Yan: I have. So, want a kiss? Bai Lang: ... Theme: