He Seems to Be a Hopeless Romantic

The completed story is now behind a paywall, hehe~ Truly, thank you so much for all your support, my dears~ Check out my new story, I'm Not Good at Online Dating. If you like it, please add it to your favorites! You're an immature, vain person. Other people's boyfriends rack up kills in games, while yours is so bad he gets chased around by everyone. Oh, and he eats, sleeps, and plays on his phone. But is that really as appealing as a top player with the highest rank in both major and minor leagues, among the top ten thousand at the peak? By chance, a top player fell for you at first listen. As the two of you teamed up in a game, your feelings grew warmer. So you promptly dumped your boyfriend and started an online romance. Your ex-boyfriend was aggrieved and furious, and blamed you! But what does that have to do with you being handsome? The top player was the one who seduced you. You never imagined that an online romance would lead to meeting in person. And even less did you expect that this top player wasn't the top player you'd thought he was. Have you somehow been forced to become an online dating expert? You're such a bad man. So you post on a forum asking for advice: This is a long story, so I'll keep it short. I have three choices: Number one, my childhood friend and ex, who takes care of me like a nanny. Number two, a broke carry-for-hire who gives me rank badges. Number three, a cold, quiet level-ten VIP who's great in bed. Who should I pick? Reply 2: Scumbags deserve to die. Reply 3: Help, someone's showing off their relationship. Reply 4: I wouldn't even dream of this in my sleep. Prologue My footsteps were hurried as I took his hand and searched everywhere for somewhere to hide. We hurried through the dense woods until we finally spotted a house. His eyes seemed to light up, and his hands trembled more and more. After a moment's hesitation, we went inside. We never came out again. Haunted Mountain, Come Claim Your Life [Complete] Me: When did we get together? Weren't we supposed to be brothers for life? Darkened, devoted husband-type bottom (Gao Qi): On Yuan Mountain, you were so scared you were trembling and wouldn't let go of me. (Whispering: I made that up. You forgot anyway.) Republican-Era Adventure [Complete] Me: I just want to make money. Clingy, possessive bottom (Li Yanrui): I'm loaded. Me: The owner of this tomb must have been rich. Bottom who waited a thousand years for his love: Your Majesty, why are you excavating your own tomb?! Conquer the World in Chaotic Times [In Progress] Me: I'm going to do whatever I want. Cold, love-struck bottom: Loving him means wanting to die with him. A few things to know before reading~ 1. First-person narration, with the protagonist as the top. The bottom spoils the top. The main bottom has waited for the top from ancient times until the modern era. After the top dies of old age, he travels from modern times to the Republican era, then to ancient times. The top is selfish, cowardly, and useless. He's just an ordinary little nobody, while the bottom is completely lovesick. 2. The bottom blushing, or the top calling him cute, doesn't mean he's a weak, whiny bottom! 3. All male supporting characters who have romantic scenes with the top are sexually inexperienced. Theme: Love must overcome countless hardships.