Tang Yi: "Bro, where are you?"
Qi Ruan's laid-back voice came through the phone. "Eating."
"Oh, got a woman with you? Is that heiress still pestering you?" Tang Yi glanced at the woman passed out beside him and couldn't help laughing.
"..."
"What is it?"
"Bro, I have a way to make that woman stay far away from you."
"Oh?"
Tang Yi: "Find a girl with incredible fighting skills... and have her tear into her head-on." Just imagining it got him excited.
"Are your fighting skills that good?" Qi Ruan really wanted to tear into him instead.
"...If you don't find the idea of being with me disgusting, I'd be willing..." Tang Yi clutched his neck and enunciated every word.
Qi Ruan, on the other end of the line, figured he must be talking to an idiot. "I'm hanging up."
"Don't! Don't! You can't hang up!"
"Mmm, Brother Tang Yi? I feel like I'm going to throw up." The woman on the sofa was trying to sit up.
At the sound of her voice, Qi Ruan's mind suddenly went blank. His hand loosened around his phone... Plop...
"Hey, Brother Qi Ruan, where are you going? Wait for me!"
"Qi Ruan, don't go!" Gu Qing, sobbing uncontrollably, clung tightly to the man.
"Damn it."
"Gu Qing, who the hell was the one who left first?" Qi Ruan's eyes were bloodshot. If he could, he really wanted to strangle the woman in front of him…