[DC Crossover] I'm Still the Most Dominant One in the Family

Also known as:

#Being Batman's Older Sister#

#Are There Any Stalkers or Creeps Around My Little Brother Today?#

Blurb 1:

After reading the forums, Jessica, a superhero, felt as if a whole new world had opened up to her.

Those endless little yellow stories pairing her secret identity with so-and-so were just... unbelievable.

What the heck is ABO? What the heck is bondage play? I'm only a two-hundred-year-old kid!

Blurb 2:

I once asked my little brother what he wanted to do when he grew up.

He said he wanted to be a superhero.

I was devastated by his answer.

Come on, kid, can't you just be a carefree rich kid?

But he seemed serious...

What can I do? I'm completely at a loss!

So now I'm a superhero too.

You protect Gotham, and I'll protect you.

Blurb 3:

My little brother is a little menace. He loves extreme sports and refuses to rest even with a fever of 104 degrees. At night, he goes out to fight crime dressed in cat ears that make him look utterly tasteless. He's got a whole platoon of creepy fans around him, and he's a picky eater who refuses to drink a glass of milk before bed no matter what...

But he's the best kid in the world.

A family-bond story. The heroine is the older sister of Batman, and she's a total little-brother-con.

I hope to give Batman a little more warmth. This is not an incest story.

The theme is spoiling Batman! (Though their sibling relationship is often a little fake.)

I looked all over the site and found barely any stories like this. Most of them have Batman spoiling other people (.)

So I decided to write one myself.

Please note:

1. The protagonist's pairing is undecided; we'll see how things go. I'm an all-Batman fan, so there may be unrequited crushes on him from everyone! If you can't accept that, don't click in.

2. The protagonist isn't very smart, probably about as smart as the author. She can't stay cool for more than three seconds and has a maxed-out snark stat. But she's incredibly strong and can take on anyone who dares challenge her. Her moral compass is a little questionable, and she's a master of cross-dressing as a man. She grows up alongside Batman, more or less.

3. Batman isn't the heroine's love interest, but he gets a really significant amount of screentime. I actually started writing this because I scoured Jinjiang and couldn't find many stories about Batman.

4. I'll do my best to make Batman shine. Everyone loves Bruce. I'll try to achieve that without bashing anyone.

5. The heroine's species is entirely my own creation, and she can transmigrate through time and space. The story includes a little Marvel and Harry Potter. The timeline is a complete mess; I'll make it up as I go.

6. This is fanfiction where I'm letting myself go wild. The heroine has eaten the characterizations and timeline. If you're a stickler for canon, don't come in. If you want to criticize me, please explain why. I won't respond to people who just start insulting me.