I Transmigrated, but Still Failed the College Entrance Exam

Q: If a failing student is reborn, can they become the top scorer on the college entrance exam? A: Thanks for asking. Speaking from personal experience, no. A space-time gate connecting two worlds sent seventy-year-old Ling Sang back across decades to when she was seventeen. After driving away her scumbag brother-in-law and changing her family’s tragic fate, she failed the college entrance exam. Ling Sang: Huh, not surprised at all. Years later, martial arts superstar Ling Sang gives an interview. Reporter: You’re so impressive. Why did you wait until you were 17 to compete in martial arts? Ling Sang: I wanted to go to college. The first-place winner in martial arts gets special admission. Reporter: ... A little skit Host: What’s your ideal type? Qin Caisang: Someone pretty. Ling Sang: ??? So when you said, “I care more about what’s inside than your beauty,” you were just making that up to fool me in your previous life? Ha. Men. A fierce, tight-lipped, academically hopeless beauty x a rich young master who could get by on his looks but insists on relying on his talent Reading guide: One-on-one romance, happy ending, highly fictional setting. Synopsis for Atypical Apocalypse: Before the zombies appeared, Shu Yu had just read a power fantasy about the apocalypse, whose heroine shared her name. She thought it was a prophecy, a sign from heaven, her golden finger for slaughtering her way through the apocalypse. But in reality... Tanks go boom-boom, attack helicopters go pew-pew-pew, infantry go bang-bang-bang, and then there’s a field of dead zombies. Okay, the apocalypse is over. Zombies: We were only here for a little while. Shu Yu: If Guan Ling hadn’t been there, I’d have been one of the ones blown away by the tanks, attack helicopters, and infantry. An apocalypse-novel heroine? Fake. Doesn’t exist. My greatest golden finger is being born in this country. A heroine who wants a backup, not love x the first backup, a firefighter hero Theme: Everyone needs something to stand on in life.