One Thousand and One Wild Twists

I am Successful System V001. They say everyone who has me will succeed. This is my one thousand and first Host. Look, he's running away. This is a young Host. Hosts like this are very timid. Usually, you just call out once and they die of fright. All right, let's catch him. Then twist his head off (*￣▽￣*) This blurb has little to do with the actual story. System prompt: Please don't read while eating, and don't eat peanuts or melon seeds while reading. Thank you for your cooperation.