How do I deal with my cat owner constantly filling my head with unhealthy ideas?
Mu Xi: My dream for my cat life is to be a cute, brainless Scottish Fold, responsible for nothing but eating, drinking, and having fun.
But what is this about making me listen to sutras? And what are you scheming when you say I can turn into a human and eat more delicious food? And then you tell me the Simmons mattress is the softest and most comfortable to sleep on!!! Cat owner, are you trying to rebel?
Cat owner: Good boy! Let's move somewhere else. Your bed is too small for us to fool around in.
Mu Xi: ???
One day, Mu Xi finally turns into a human and understands... understands... it...
Tsk, too late now. My poor back!
Reading guide:
1. A scheming top who spoils his bottom without limits vs. a cute, airheaded bottom who believes he's the greatest thing in the world, especially in his cat owner's eyes.
2. Human-animal content warning!!! Don't read if it's not for you.
3. The author's not very smart, so don't get your hopes up about the writing or the protagonists' intelligence.
4. All suggestions are welcome, but if you're leaving, don't tell me. This silly author's heart is fragile.
5. Haven't thought of anything yet. I'll add more later (covers face)
