My Online Love Is My Natural Enemy

He Tun is a fish who only recently gained sentience. Following the example of his fellow fish, he tries online dating and gets as far as arranging a real-life meeting. Afraid his date will be disappointed when they meet, He Tun disguises himself as a human. Who could have guessed his online sweetheart would be the natural enemy of his aquatic kind: a cat! The day their true identities are revealed, He Tun puffs up into a ball in terror and shrieks with pursed lips, "Don't eat me! I'm poisonous!" A certain cat licks its paw and drawls, "It's fine. I've got plenty of experience preparing ingredients like you." Cat top, fish bottom; bickering sweethearts