My Bathtub Connects to the Ocean

New story: "What, You Thought I Couldn't Fly?" The Earth's spiritual energy has revived. Humans can now cultivate the five elements, while animals and plants have doubled in power, growing wildly and gaining a massive boost in intelligence. The curtain rises on a new world and a new order. While everyone starts studying Daoist arts and supernatural abilities, hoping their golden fingers will lead them to the pinnacle of life, Feng Ming stares at the palm-sized, little black-chick-like wings on his back and wonders what to wear tomorrow??? Top: A sharpshooter who's good at shooting birds. His greatest achievement was shooting his own wife out of the sky. Bottom: Say one more word and I'll pee on you from up here. Think I'll miss your face? Excerpt 1: Bottom: Look at my fluffy, puffed-up wings. Aren't they cute? Don't you want to touch them?! Top: No. Stay away from me. Don't come near me. You think I didn't see the terrifying electricity crackling over them?! Excerpt 2: Bottom: Everyone else turns into cute little pets based on their true forms and starts livestreaming, but nobody even sends a single submarine bomb for my three pairs of wings?! Top: ... Do you have no idea what kind of bird you turn into? Excerpt 3: Bottom: I could knock you dead with one wing. I don't need the other five! Call me a scruffy chicken again and see what happens. Address me as the Six-Winged Archangel! Story blurb: Bathing: I was soaking in the bath when I suddenly fished out a giant lobster. Chi Tang: ...Eight hundred yuan. Bathing: I was soaking in the bath when I fished out another giant octopus. Chi Tang: ...Eight hundred yuan. Bathing: I was soaking in the bath when I suddenly found a mermaid in the water!!!! Chi Tang: ...This one's worth a lot more. Mermaid: Do you want to reconsider? Chi Tang: I only wanted to sell some seafood. I never imagined I'd end up inheriting the entire ocean??? Other works: "Two System Bosses Take You Flying": Two big shots teach a rookie how to rise up and dish out face-slapping~ "Welcome to the World of Dreams" "After Being Possessed by a Salesmaniac" Theme: