I Spoil the History for Qin Shi Huang and Emperor Wu of Han

1: What does it feel like to become emperor, only to be spoiled about your own death right away? Qin Shi Huang: I didn't manage to live forever? Reply: Not only that. After you die, salted fish will be buried beside you. Qin Shi Huang: Who did that?! * Xiao Yan: Everyone dies eventually, but I definitely won't die in such a miserable way. Reply: Someone who died of thirst shouldn't mock someone who died fifty steps away. Xiao Yan: ! Who dares? 2: How does it feel to learn your dynasty will end after just two generations? Qin Shi Huang: There is no way Qin will meet that fate. The Qin dynasty will endure through the second, third, and even ten thousand generations. Reply: Qin is on the list. It ends in the second generation. Qin Shi Huang: Hu Hai, get over here! * Emperor Wen of Sui: The second Qin emperor was cruel and heartless, killing everyone in sight. My son certainly won't be like that. Our Sui is powerful, the people live in peace and contentment, and the Sui dynasty will surely last a thousand years. Reply: Nope. Your son will squander the whole family fortune in just fourteen years. Emperor Wen of Sui: Someone, grind the ink! I'm deposing the Crown Prince! Ever since a magical sky screen appeared in the heavens, emperors of every dynasty learned all sorts of things. Some started beating their sons, others their younger brothers, and they also gave up taking elixirs. This novel will be serialized on April 4. There will be three chapters on the launch day, so please support it! Reader's guide: 1. The author is just an amateur, so please don't take this too seriously. 2. No Qing emperors will appear. 3. The different timelines in the story are parallel worlds. Here's a recommendation for my friend's novel about Zheng Ge. It's a great read! Link: Traveling to the Qin Dynasty with a Shop Blurb: Song Lanjing went on a trip and accidentally transmigrated to the Qin dynasty during the Warring States period, car and all. Just like that, she and her car were carried straight to the gates of the Xianyang Palace. In front of her stood her eight-foot-tall ancestor, and behind her... there was no way back. With a ding, Song Lanjing awakened the Fortune Shop System. As long as she had enough fortune, the shop had everything: high-yield crops, papermaking, printing, gunpowder, and medical technology. It was enough to build a powerful and prosperous empire. Song Lanjing gritted her teeth. She was going to bluff her way through this. * In the fifteenth year of King Zheng of Qin, Qin's campaign against Zhao failed, and its army was forced to retreat. Ying Zheng was troubled by his plans to attack Zhao when he heard reports of a divine apparition from the heavens. He saw an unprecedentedly splendid carriage accompanied by celestial music, and a peerlessly beautiful goddess approach barefoot on moonlight. She presented him with a peach of immortality and wished that his lands would remain secure and his reign would last forever. He thought it would be a fleeting glimpse, after which the goddess would ride away on a crane. He never expected her to remain in the mortal world and dedicate herself to assisting him. Theme: Reading history makes one wise.