Have You Killed All Your Ex-Boyfriends?

The men Lin Xiaohan likes least fall into three categories: no substance, clingy, and bad at studying.

So she wants a scientist for a boyfriend. A scientist boyfriend has several advantages: first, they’re hard to pursue, and the more difficult the challenge, the more substance he must have. Second, scientists are busy with their research, so they aren’t clingy. Third, they’re supposedly pure and abstinent!

Well, the astronomer proposed on their second day of knowing each other. Maybe she picked the wrong scientific field!

Huh? Why does the mathematician always look at her with such a dazed expression? Could it be a hormone imbalance?

Why is the biologist so eager to have a baby? What, if she doesn’t want to give birth, they can transfer the embryo to a tree and let it grow there?

The chemist invites her to huddle under a blanket with him in the middle of the night to light an alcohol lamp, saying it can take the place of candles and make things romantic?

She leaps straight into the arms of Wang Yihan, who has absolutely no substance, and clings to him, acting spoiled. "Hold me tight. Don’t let them snatch me away!"

He’s angry with her, but he can’t resist the temptation and picks her up. The two of them cuddle like mad for a good while. Then he suddenly comes to his senses, wonders where to dump her, pries her little hands off him, and scolds her as he walks away: "You still haven’t completely cut things off with your ex-boyfriends?"

She keeps clinging tightly to him. "Don’t! Don’t throw me in the trash! This time we’re really almost broken up for good!"