[The Legend of Qin] A Generation of Talents

Bie San: I've really been worrying myself sick over you all. Jing Ke: [munching popcorn.jpg] Mo Ya: [munching popcorn.jpg] Zhao Kuo: [munching popcorn.jpg] Lord Long Yang: [munching popcorn.jpg] Han Fei: [munching popcorn.jpg] Han Fei: And you still don't have a cute girl. Bie San: Take that back! [If another city is to fall tomorrow, what will leave you: your beloved, or this world ablaze with chaos? No one will listen to your sorrow and cries. Amid the chase of iron horses and clashing weapons, they won't hesitate to trample over the heads and broken bodies of a million common folk. So what are you still hesitating for? Are you still fretting because the property you invested in suddenly collapsed in the flames of war? Are you sitting in a wheelchair and pounding your thighs in frustration because you've lost an arm or a leg and can't find medical care? Or are you cursing because you've been conscripted to build the Great Wall without any guarantee of wages? You don't have to worry about any of that anymore! Do you want a life where a song and dance can restore your happiness? Do you want a happy ending where everyone loves one another? For just ninety-nine! We can make it all happen! Welcome to the Sand Sculpture Circus! We can fulfill all your wishes! Every member of our staff is highly skilled. They're all excellent members of Squad X. The circus will match you with the right staff according to your needs. From helping an old lady cross the street to overthrowing a dynasty, we have it all. If you're satisfied, please give us a five-star review, dear! If you're not satisfied, please still give us five stars, mwah!] -- From a flyer slapped onto a passerby's face