Twelve Zodiac Signs Propose to Me at Once

Yun Mengze is a doctor at a sanatorium (psychiatric hospital). One day, the hospital takes in an unusual patient: all sorts of eccentric outsiders keep transmigrating into his body to complete missions. Yun Mengze: Do you know what they’re trying to do? Patient: They’re trying to gay you, pursue you, and win you over. · Each time one of these outsiders transmigrates in, they have a different zodiac sign Leo: You’re not allowed to reject me. Pisces: A real man isn’t afraid to wear a skirt for love. Sagittarius: I like the fact that you don’t like me. Change that. Scorpio: I don’t accept breakups. I only accept being widowed. · Faced with suitors who seem to have picked up the wrong script and a string of disastrous attempts at winning him over, Yun Mengze smiles gently. “There, there. Take today’s medicine first.” This story will enter the paid section on January 9, with three chapters combined into one update. The anti-piracy ratio is 60%. Thanks to all the lovely readers for helping me grow hair and scales! [A Guide to Cooking the Twelve Zodiac Signs] 1. I know you’re all Virgo angels. That has nothing to do with the twelve signs mentioned in this story ⊙ω⊙ 2. A slice-of-life, silly, toilet-reading romp. Any material about mental illness is the author talking nonsense with a straight face. 3. This story is shou-centric, with the same gong throughout, a 1v1 romance, and a happy ending. Recommended stories by author friends: “How Does It Feel to Have a Tsundere Team Captain? [Esports]” by Xiao Yue Er △ scheming, smooth-talking male-god shou × tsundere, hot-tempered younger gong “As Promised, We Were Supposed to Tear Each Other Down, So Why Did You Confess to Me?” by Tang Cu Ou △ mystery-solving + role-playing + romance Lying flat and asking for pre-orders: “After Inheriting a Man” by Ming Ding Zui △ My gong is a family heirloom Lu Zhiyu is struggling to find a job after graduating. He never imagined he’d have an estate to inherit, too! Lavish mansion √ (one dilapidated old house) Luxury car √ (one peeling, oil-leaking pickup truck) Ferocious guard dog √ (one timid little Shiba Inu) · At first, he thinks the town’s green hills and clear waters, along with its simple, honest people, make it the perfect place to retire. Later, he thinks the neighbors are weird, the tourists are weird, and even the fish he keeps are weird. There’s also a mysterious big shot who freeloads and drinks without a hint of shame “I’m part of your inheritance. You inherited me, so you’re responsible for me.” Theme: