How do you fall in love with an ancient god? That's a problem! How do you fall in love with a cold, pretentious goddess? That's an even bigger problem! How do you fall in love with a god-tier being who draws a blade at the slightest disagreement and might accidentally destroy the world? That's an even bigger, bigger, bigger problem!
A guide to wooing a goddess who's already in love with someone else, also known as My Surroundings Are All Nonhuman. The heroine is cute and soft, and truly sleeps for a thousand years!
Tell me who the hero is