Every Day in the Apocalypse, I Try and Fail to Die

I'm terrible at naming things, so I'll leave it at that. A friendly warning: This story is abandoned, and updates are very~ unpredictable~ One day, Yin Ran was once again trying all sorts of ways to get herself killed, as was her habit. But when she was rescued yet again from her suicide attempt, she realized the apocalypse had arrived. How exciting. She was thrilled and exhilarated. Now she could finally die, right? In the human race's fated great purge that is the apocalypse, a slacker like her was sure to be eliminated. Survival of the fittest, natural selection, only the strong survive.