(Mainly Touken Ranbu) The Compatibility of a Bald Guy and a Couch Potato

I noticed there are almost no stories about one Master and another Master, so on a whim, I started writing one. [This time it'll definitely be all sweetness, with no angst!] The Sword Warriors of Honmaru No. 059421 have been troubled lately, so they posted under a secret identity on the sword forum: Our master, commander, or general has fallen for a fearsome woman, and now says he's going to pursue true love! How do we make sure he won't be heartbroken when she turns him down? The Sword Warriors of Honmaru No. 000109 have been troubled lately, so they posted under a secret identity on the sword forum: The Master of some deadbeat Honmaru is eyeing our fair-skinned, beautiful, strong, and gentle Master! How do we make that clueless brat know his place and back off?! Master Forum: 059421: I just wanted to act cute and sweet with my childhood sweetheart. Why did I have to suffer such a terrible fate? Sob sob sob (crying my eyes out) 000109: Good boy. Come back and tell me about it. Fair-skinned, gorgeous, top student, aloof, expressionless, takes on the government inspectors X whiny, soft, timid, deadbeat Master. P.S. Yes, that's exactly what they're like, and no arguing. My male and female leads must have gotten their scripts mixed up (laughs)