Starting Today, I'm a Monster

The Little Fox's Tale: The Big Shot's Road to Winning His Wife Back "I followed your carriage, spied on you while you bathed, and went with you through heaven and earth, all because I like you!" The pitiful little crybaby declared earnestly, "My Daoist resolve was weak before, but now I'm willing to give up all my cultivation and go down to the mortal realm to cultivate for another three hundred years!" The person being confessed to nodded thoughtfully. "If you feel that way, why not just say so?" "Huh???" "Since you've finally come around, I'll grant your request." He smiled, carefree and tender. The little immortal official, furious, embarrassed, flustered, and indignant, was just as stubborn. He turned around and leaped from the Immortal Execution Platform without looking back... The gong: High-ranking and powerful, with potent magic, a handsome face, long legs, and a perky butt. The dignified Heavenly Emperor plays the fool to charm and coax a little demon who keeps running away. The shou: Delicate and soft, easy to push over, sharp-tongued but soft-hearted, with a wagging tail. The little fox wants to make a name for himself, but ends up getting pinned down night after night. The plot goes like this: At first, a lofty ruler and the subject who secretly adores him. Then, an exiled wandering immortal and the kind-hearted demon who saves him. Next, a ruler hiding his identity and a fox who has forgotten his past. Then, lots of hugs, cuddles, kisses, and sweet moments. Finally, the loving couple go home together and live happily ever after. [Before You Read]: 1. The setting is largely based on the Eastern Taoist system of gods and immortals. Please overlook a few details I've made up. 2. The gong and shou remain in fox form for much of the story. 3. Written for love. Read if you like, and please don't attack the author. Theme: