[Crossover] Executive Dazai Osamu Laid an Egg

Oda Sakunosuke asked, "Dazai, what kind of person do you want to be?"

Dazai Osamu didn't believe Oda was joking around with him at all.

That night, he discovered he had laid an egg...

"Hmm... Does my ability have a second form?" Dazai held the pure red egg with an exclamation mark on it and pondered as if it were a serious matter.

"Hello, Chuu-chan. I'm your Guardian Character, Happiness." The little egg called Happiness cracked open, and a tiny fairy popped out.

Your wish, born from praying and longing for happiness, brought me into being. So... please don't boil me! 〒▽〒

A crossover between Bungo Stray Dogs and Shugo Chara!, with extreme OOC. High-energy warnings ahead. This is a goofy story, don't take it seriously! There may be angst, but it's under thirty thousand words.

Soukoku, pairing with Nakahara Chuuya. Short story. It's all pretty strange... A tribute to the Dazai-all group. Follows on from the Bad Apple movie.

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