Eating My Fill in the Sixties

Taking two or three days off starting the 14th. My husband and child both got heatstroke! I'm dying... It's scorching out, so be sure to take precautions if you go to the beach!

Blurb

Reborn in a famine era where food and clothing are scarce, the frail Lin Tao'er finds a Taotie deity in her mind. From morning to night, he demands that she eat so she can send him energy. "If there's no food, grass will do!" Eat too little, and he'll electrocute her, leaving her in agony, wishing she were dead but unable to die. "You made me lose my godhood. If you won't give me energy, I'll eat you, your family, and everyone here!" the deity says coldly.

She looks at the green hills, clear waters, and all the neighbors around her, and can only accept her fate: she brought the Taotie here, so she has to deal with him! From then on, she does everything she can to fill her stomach: eat well, eat her fill, eat until she can't move! Drink water, eat grass, farm, trade, even steal candy from children, raid squirrels' food stores, and pilfer sweet potatoes from the commune... She tries every trick in the book and is "thoroughly wicked"!

Keep smiling and carry on.JPG Fortunately, once the deity is full, he likes to give her gifts: money, jewelry, mineral deposits, blueprints, equipment, and high technology... His favorite gift is himself, presented in all sorts of ways. "Tao'er, how about getting to know me? I'm the perfect gentleman, charming and carefree!"

"Pah! I'm handsome, cool, and domineering!"

"Fine, I'm crazy, sexy, adorable, gentle, and warm."

"If you still won't take me, I'll cry!"

So this is a story about eating until she's stuffed in the 1960s, finding a beloved male god, and helping build the world's greatest and most prosperous Huaxia.