I'm So Deadly Charming

The full novel costs only 4.64 yuan to subscribe to. One-line summary: If you carried this little ancestor home yourself, you'll have to raise him, even if you cry about it. The master of Wuliang Temple caught a zombie. A red-gold talisman was ready to fire. All it would take was a strike to its forehead, and it would turn to ash! Smack! Under the red-gold talisman, the zombie's cloudy eyes slowly shifted toward the corners. It moved the paper blocking its view aside and spoke, very slowly: Wh...at...? This monster had cultivated to the point where it could speak! The temple master looked grave, drew his Tiangang Sword, and prepared to fight it head-on. The zombie watched as a piece of its flesh was sliced off. Finally, its eyes turned red. Da...d...dy... don't... kill... ba...by... The dignified, steady temple master: ... The zombie hurried to explain: Ba...by... is... good... on...ly... eats... ghosts... doesn't... bite... people... The dignified, steady temple master, unruffled in a crisis: ... The zombie pleaded earnestly: Da...d...dy... The dignified, steady, knowledgeable temple master carried it back to Wuliang Temple. After a young Taoist who occasionally sneaked down the mountain to watch American movies examined it, he identified the creature as a zombie! P.S.: 1. A stern, dignified temple master x a wicked little ancestor 2. A sweet, indulgent fantasy story about a Taoist master catching ghosts. Nothing scary, so jump right in. 3. The Taoist magic, talismans, sorcery, and rules of the Taoist sect are all made up by the author after doing some research. Don't take them as fact or scrutinize them too seriously. 4. The heroine is the strongest, the prettiest, and the most Mary Sue! 5. This novel has automatic anti-piracy protection. If your subscription ratio is too low, access will be delayed. Little angels, please support the official version, mwah! The White Moonlight's Stand-In Is Everyone's Darling One-line summary: I thought I was the white moonlight's stand-in, but it turns out the white moonlight was my stand-in, and I'm everyone's darling! When Hua Yao was abandoned at the mouth of a ferocious beast's lair, she finally realized who she was: just a stand-in for someone's white moonlight. After returning, covered in wounds, she started pursuing physical pleasure without emotional entanglements. Only then did she realize that she'd once given up an entire forest for one crooked tree! Hua Yao blinked. The human tyrant irritably wiped the blood from his nose. "Damn! She's seducing me again!" Hua Yao flipped her hair. The demon wolf king transformed into his true form. "Is she trying to mate?!" Hua Yao's feathered robe slipped down a little. The ultimate powerhouse's eyes reddened with rage. "Come to my room!" Hua Yao: Meow meow meow? P.S. 1. The heroine is the most beautiful. She's truly everyone's darling, and every important male lead or supporting character will fall for her. 2. This is primarily a romance. Everything else supports the sweet love story, because romantic scenes are the author's strongest suit. 3. Beautiful, powerful, and satisfying. My completed works: Historical romance: Spoiled and Adored, Entwined to the Bone Transmigrate to ancient times: The Little Spirit of a Hunter's Family Fantasy: Transmigrate Into a Book and Wake Up to a Sweet Treat Every Day Theme: