After Bai Weixi had been forced to stay home for a thousand years, she could finally go out.
The Li family is choosing a clan leader? I'll help out. After all, I spent their money.
Di Yi Academy wants me to be a special instructor? Sure, sure, sure. Teaching the little ones is the best.
A friendly tournament between teachers and students from academies around the world? Sign me up, sign me up, sign me up. I'm always happy to take part in a friendly, team-building event.
The ultimate villain is confessing to me while doing evil, saying there's a reason he's so awful? Beat him, beat him, beat him. Knowing you're bad and doing it anyway, even though I've already told you to stop, means you chose to dive into darkness. You have no right to blame the sunlight for not finding you.
Later...
The Li family: Don't come back, don't come back! We even gave the clan leader position to your partner. What more do you want?
Di Yi Academy: Please, no more, no more! We're sorry our juniors are so untalented and let you down!
World Friendship Tournament: Stop, stop! We said it was a friendly match, didn't we? Keep going and there won't be anyone left!
Ultimate villain: I was wrong, I was wrong! Stop roasting me. You've taken every shoot of bamboo on the mountain! I was wrong. I'll stop liking you, okay?
Everyone: Isn't something about this all wrong...?
A Mr. Li, who was quite willing to give his name, said: Why don't I get to have a name? I only lose to my wife, not to you people...
Bai Weixi: Behave. We'll talk about it next time.
Theme: Your eyes may be black, but use them to search for the light.