[JX3] The Little Chick Who Joined the Coo-Coo Club

You can tell from the title that this is Ge Cang. The pairing stays the same, no switching.

A certain Ji bought a second Greatsword in a dungeon, thinking that from then on he'd roam the entire map, take the top spot on the rankings, and reach the pinnacle of life.

But in reality...

Battlegrounds: Damn, there are five Mo Wen on the other side of Yun Lake. This game is miserable. GWW, please delete Mo Wen, thanks.

Siege: What the hell, I got pulled by Meng! What the hell, I got hit by Ping Sha! What the hell, wasn't Gu Xian supposed to be ready? Why did you use Bei Shui instead?

Escort missions: MMP, there are plenty of low-level alts you could rob, but you had to rob me, a Second Young Master with two orange weapons who graduated last season?!!! I'm adding you to my kill-on-sight list, thanks!

After several seasons of loving and fighting each other...

At a certain Masters Tournament:

A certain Dove: I told you not to mess around, but you had to. Now look, you got yourself killed! I couldn't even heal you after Cloud Dash!

A certain Ji: Why didn't you use Bei Shui? I can take one down in a minute! If one minute isn't enough, I can get back up for another minute after two and a half!

A certain Dove: I've been telling you, if you don't fix this habit of getting carried away, one day there'll be no Bei Shui, just a Ping Sha combo.

A certain Ji: Don't be mad. There's still the revival round, right?

[Yu Xing Meng Qing] has added you to their kill-on-sight list.

The certain Ji turns and runs: Just play a Harmony healer. Don't switch to Mo Wen. Adding someone from the same faction to your kill-on-sight list gives you infamy, you know! Are you trying to get yourself thrown in the Tang prison?

The certain Dove gives a cold laugh.

[Alliance] Ye Yizhou: I was brutally murdered by an unknown assailant in Chengdu.

A certain Dove: The Ping Sha cliff-diving package, you're welcome.

A certain Ji: This game is miserable. Please delete Mo Wen, thanks.

A certain Dove: Say that again?!

The certain Ji's corpse is still lying at the foot of the cliff: Honey, now that you've had your fun throwing me off the cliff, could you heal me properly? I promise not to mess around in the tournament.