My Old Man Is My Emergency Rations

[This story will switch to VIP status on April 11, 2019. Chapters 23-68 will be moved behind the paywall, so please don't buy them again if you've already read them. Thank you for all your support so far, and please keep supporting the story!] The first time Jing Ze saw Chu Yixuan, he thought, This little dragon looks delicious. The first time Chu Yixuan saw Jing Ze, he thought, Whose little cub is this? So cute. Some people fall in love at first sight, while others are instantly captivated. Many years later, Jing Ze reflected in silence: The reason a ferocious beast like me had such a "miserable" time was, in the end, because I was blind as a bat back then! Ongoing story: I, a Tyrannosaurus Rex, Am Raising a Baby Online [Book Transmigration] Wei Jing woke up one day to discover he'd transmigrated. Beside him was a breathtakingly handsome big shot, holding a baby dragon and gently saying, "Honey, look, our son." Wei Jing: I'm not your wife. The big shot's expression changed in an instant. "What did you say?" [System reminder: The target's anger is about to exceed the critical limit. Host, soothe the target immediately, or the self-destruct device will activate!] Wei Jing hurriedly changed his tune. "Let me see our son! Wow, he's so cute!" The baby dragon let out a couple of cries and spat out a little ball of fire, scorching the ends of Wei Jing's hair... Coming next: Heard I'm Cannon Fodder [Book Transmigration] and Look, There's a Blackie Here. Please add them to your collection =3= I'm cannon fodder. I have no feelings and no money. I'm weak, helpless, and pitiful. I heard the villainous Demon Lord in this book is a venomous beauty who cultivates an evil technique that specializes in sucking the blood of innocent boys and girls! No way. I'm so beautiful, the villain will definitely target and kill me. I have to hurry up and lose my virginity! The first time is important. I need to find the right person. I heard the sect leader of Tianzhao Sect, the sect master of Ziyun Sect, the hall master of Jinglei Hall, the valley master of Shuiyun Valley, and the lord of Beidou Tower are the five famous beauties of the martial world. I've decided to go check them out. "Don't be afraid. I'll just have a look. I won't do anything to you." "Don't worry. I'll just touch you. I absolutely won't do anything else!" "Hey, let go of me! I'm leaving. Stop getting handsy..." I'm so pitiful. I got bullied. Boohoo. Later, rumors spread through the martial world that the five great beauties had been robbed of their chastity by the Demon Lord. As I fled, I suddenly discovered that I was the villainous Demon Lord who specialized in sucking the blood of innocent boys and girls. So I decided to go back and keep sucking blood. [Third-person narration, light and fluffy, no logic, author letting loose] Theme: