The Highest Realm of Conquest [Naruto]

"What are you thinking? I see you as a comrade!" He patted his shoulder, gave a hearty laugh, then turned and walked away.

Kaguya: I want to sleep with you, but you see me as a comrade?!!

"What are you thinking? I see you as a brother!" He hooked an arm around his shoulders, gave a hearty laugh, then led him away.

Tobirama: I want to sleep with you, but you see me as a brother?!!

"What are you thinking? I see you as a friend!" She leaned against his shoulder, gave a hearty laugh, then drifted off contentedly.

Young Kakashi: I want to sleep with you, but you see me as a friend?!!

#Wait, do you have some kind of misunderstanding about what it means to be a comrade/brother/friend?!!#

#System: I'm not taking the blame for the Host, thanks. #

#Warning! Warning! Warning! Kaguya is gender-swapped. You're welcome. [well-behaved.jpg]#

#I'm me! A firework of a different color!#

#The highest level of winning someone over is when they try to win you over!#

#Chang Li says her attempts at winning them over work even worse than not trying at all.#

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