"Some monsters want to rule the Three Realms, some want to cultivate into immortals, and others want to experience a legendary romance. What about you?"
Yu Yitiao hesitated before answering. "I, I just want to be a lazy salted fish every day."
"Then you've come to the right place! Our Monster Reemployment Company for Older Monsters specializes in reforming unemployed, idle, unambitious older monsters like you."
"Huh?"
"Here, we'll change your aversion to work, provide you with professional training to help you fit into society, and guarantee you a job. We offer one-stop service, so by the time you walk out that door, you'll be a monster who contributes to society and benefits the Three Realms!"
Are monsters really under this much pressure to compete for jobs these days?
"Do you want to earn 4,500 a month working night shifts in a cold-storage warehouse? Do you want to become an executive assistant and earn 10,000 a month? Do you want to start a business and make over a million a year?" Qi Jing leaned forward, his voice carrying a bewitching power. "Then hurry up and fill out your resume!"
"But what if I'm not any good at it?" Yu Yitiao asked meekly.
Not any good? That would affect the employment rate, ruin his chances of being named Employee of the Year, and cost him his year-end bonus...
Qi Jing's teeth ground together at the thought. His expression turned stern. "Then I'll take you home, make fish head tofu soup out of you, and drink it!"
Yu Yitiao was frightened. "I'm a merman. My flesh is sour. I wouldn't taste good."
"Then I'll make pickled fish!"
The Monster Reemployment Company's ace salesman, a hot-tempered, awkward seme who can't stand to see anyone fail x a soft, adorable shou who just can't be sold, so gets taken home instead
1. One-on-one romance.
2. No angst, just sweetness and adorable fluff every day.
Theme: Work hard and contribute to society!
