All the Male Cultivators of the Immortal Sect Are Cauldrons

[My next novel will be this one. Please add it to your wish list!]

After transmigrating into a book, Yan Huanghuang discovers she has become the cannon-fodder female supporting character in a cultivation novel she just finished reading. Her spiritual root has been crippled, her future ruined, and she is destined to suffer endless abuse before dying.

The supposedly elusive Heavenly Dao takes pity on her and gives her a chance to change her fate.

“Heehee, there’s still hope! See that white-robed guy with his nose in the air? He’s your senior brother. Tsk, what an arrogant man. Win him over! His cultivation will be yours!

...That one smiling like he wouldn’t hurt a fly? Your junior brother. He’s got plenty of nasty tricks up his sleeve. Win him over! His cultivation will be yours!

...And your junior uncle, the culprit who crippled your spiritual root. Win him over! His cultivation will be yours!

...Oh, oh, oh, that one, your immortal sect’s founding ancestor. Go for him, go for him!! Once you’ve got him, you can ascend and go home!!”

Her: “Aaaah, I’m panicking!!”

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Her: “Either way, I’m doomed, so better them than me!!”

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Her: “Heehee, pick me for dual cultivation, I’m super sweet. I’ll trick you out of your cultivation and your money! The men of the immortal sect are all cultivation furnaces. Absorbing yang to nourish yin is so thrilling!!”

There’s no way her secret identity will be exposed. Not in a million years. The Heavenly Dao made her disguise, so it’s rock solid!

...Click.

Them: “!?”

Her: “???”

[This is not a power fantasy about a badass heroine. It’s the story of a goofy sweetheart forced to play emotional con artist and weave her way among a bunch of jerks to save herself. Soapy Mary Sue romance, with men competing for her in a battle royale.]

Theme: Be self-reliant and persevere. Even if you’re born in the mud, you must bloom!