"Damn it, who the hell set me up?!"
Siming had been living a pleasant life in the heavens, drinking and chatting with a few close immortal friends whenever he had the time.
But an unexpected imperial decree sent him from the Heavenly Court to three thousand great worlds.
(Adorable contrast) Sweet little lamb bottom vs. a big bad wolf who eats people alive
(Showbiz) A BL author with a heart full of romance vs. a protective, easygoing movie emperor
(Younger top) A quick-tempered, charming young prince vs. a carefree, roguish fake eunuch
(Reality show transmigration) A cool idol mentor vs. an all-around trainee hiding his true abilities
(Princes consort) An arrogant young lady vs. a chosen one with two faces
(Eaten up) Sugar vs. sweet
Just when did he write such a sappy, lovey-dovey book of fate?!
The longest road the bottom has ever walked is the top's scheme, laid out across countless lifetimes.
A cheerful, outgoing, max-strength bottom x a scheming top with layers of tricks and a mind as deep as the sea
Coming soon: "The Handsome Matchmaker Gets Flirted with Online"
Also known as "A Look at How That Cold Star Lord Climbed into My Bed"
As the Matchmaker who governs the bonds between all beings, Jun Siwei has been feeling a little annoyed lately. He woke from a drunken stupor to find red threads scattered everywhere, with no memory at all of what he had done the previous night.
The Heavenly Emperor punished him by sending him to the mortal world to put the messed-up marriages back in order.
Fine. But why did he have to bring along a grim, stone-faced loner who can't even smile?
As they spend time together in the mortal world, he discovers that this supposedly cold loner, who is antisocial and quiet, has the strange habit of climbing into other people's beds in the middle of the night...
The Matchmaker bites his finger: I messed up those red threads, so I'll have to fix them even if I have to cry... even if it costs me my own self...
A big-hearted, easily besotted, blackout-drunk, self-dramatizing bottom x a taciturn, do-as-I-please, double-standard ice-cold top
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Ahhhhh this book is finally finished! Ah, my God, I'm so sorry. I haven't come to see Wuwuwu since I suddenly became busy in the third dimension! Big congratulations on the completion! I immediately bought the rest of the full text to make up for it! Love you so much! Give me a refill! If you don't make a sound, that's all. If you make a blockbuster, that's my deep love for you.
How can blood come out without a wound??? At most, it's local congestion and redness, and it's impossible to drip out.
It turns out that the prince has a dual personality, and they don't share each other's memories. I thought they were twins.
It's not good to have twins. It's easy to have misunderstandings. I hope you won't abuse them. Please.
I knew it was the queen who poisoned me, and I felt that the emperor was quite pitiful.
Sure enough, you blocked your mouth to prevent you from talking (?° ???°)?
I... Can't help but cry O_o if I can't get fat
Gu Dan is so cute.
Omitted model luxury car, you deserve it
Su Mei: I won't scare you to death if I tell you. I am a man.