Childhood Sweetheart and Sudden Love

Blurb 1: I'm as straight as a man can be, so why do I keep attracting gay guys? I thought about it and finally came up with an answer: It's probably because I'm handsome. Blurb 2: On one side, there's a charming childhood friend; on the other, a celestial, ethereal junior who appeared out of nowhere. And beyond them, there are countless handsome, cute, cool, and stylish ABCDEs. You're so outstanding, so which one will you pick? Main character: "Only kids have to choose. As for me... all of you can get the hell out!" Note: 1. First-person narration. 2. The author is firmly on Team Top, and Team All-Top. 3. A short story, born from an idea I had in high school. I wrote it to fulfill my old regret of wanting to write it but never having the time. It probably won't be too long, more or less. 4. Maximum self-indulgence. A ridiculous, over-the-top melodrama written for fun. My main updates are next door, on "Cheating on Allen and Mikazuki for Three Days." No outline, no backlog, and I'm winging it, so updates are irregular. Please don't rush me.