An Unusual Group Transmigration

Faced with the premise of transmigrating into the body of a male favorite, Cheng Xiao Chi could only think, What the hell? But the tyrant wasn't into that sort of thing, so Cheng Xiao Chi figured he could at least keep his head down and survive. Then he was sent to the Cold Palace to do laundry. Damn it. The Cold Palace was cold and miserable, with never enough to eat or wear, so Cheng Xiao Chi made a strange card game and started selling it to the palace eunuchs. The chief eunuch came knocking. "Young man, you've got a bright future. Do you have to pay to draw all the cards, too?" Cheng Xiao Chi gaped. "Holy crap, you're one of us too..." The chief eunuch nodded. Cheng Xiao Chi's gaze drifted downward. The chief eunuch burst into tears on the spot. Underneath the court's calm surface, currents were swirling. Many ministers had heard that the Cheng family had sent the emperor a handsome illegitimate son, only for the emperor to fly into a rage and nearly have him executed on the spot. The opposing faction secretly snickered, waiting for the emperor to take the Cheng family down. They waited and waited, but no news came. When they looked into it, they discovered that the illegitimate son was thriving in the imperial harem. Prime Minister Zhao sneered. "He's nothing but a seducer. The imperial consorts will surely put him in his place!" Then they saw Cheng Xiao Chi playing cards in the harem with several consorts, the game going on all day with cards slapping down left and right. The consorts cried, "Brothers and sisters, are we playing Fuzhou Mahjong or Sichuan Mahjong?" When the great general heard, he slapped the table. "Outrageous!" Everyone chimed in. "The general is right!" The great general fumed. "Damn it, I want to play too, but I can't get into the harem! Shit!" Cheng Xiao Chi was living it up in the harem when, one day, he was suddenly informed that the emperor had summoned him to attend him that night! Panicked, Cheng Xiao Chi called his palace friends together to figure out how to protect his precious behind. A few consorts told him, "It's fine, just go. You'll be okay. If anything happens, come to us!" So Cheng Xiao Chi went, only for the emperor to leave him utterly bewildered. The emperor patted the spot beside him on the bed and said, "I heard you're about to graduate. What's your thesis topic? Change it now: On the Possibility of Ancient Emperors Taking Male Consorts." [Simultaneously transmigrated, crazy tyrant emperor gong x easygoing, quippy, optimistic shou] Reader's Guide: 1. A group transmigration story!! Very colloquial and extremely ridiculous! Also known as The Ancient World, Pierced Like a Sieve. 2. There will probably be plot holes, so feel free to point them out. This is a fictional setting, so don't try to find traces of real history in it. It's all a big stew. 3. This isn't a wish-fulfillment story! Dog-blood drama and absurd comedy go hand in hand, and I'll try to make the plot keep pace. This bear is planning a grand scheme (though it may fall apart because of my lack of ability... QAQ). (Reposting this blurb is prohibited. Infringers will be held responsible. A screenshot was taken on February 22.) Author's upcoming novel, please check it out [Pheromones in Ruin] by Feixiang de Da Bai Xiong (visit the author's page to add it to your library now!) Blurb Fu Shizhe has always been the most eligible bachelor in elite circles: an S-class mentalist with a forceful manner. At one meeting, someone accidentally spilled water on his white shirt. Through the translucent fabric, a tattoo could be seen stretching from his shoulder down his arm. Sexy and gorgeous, he had countless free-spirited omegas swooning over him. But everyone knew Fu Shizhe had a white moonlight: someone he'd known since childhood, untouchable in his heart. No one knew who it was. To avoid the matching System and his family's pressure to marry, Fu Shizhe found an omega who seemed easy to handle and had a high compatibility rating. · The most rebellious thing Lin Xiangwu ever did was go into heat against his will at a marriage alliance meeting, run away on the spot, and match with a stranger alpha that very night. What he never expected was that the alpha he matched with would be... his original marriage partner's uncle. · Everyone knew their marriage was a contract arrangement. They looked down on Lin Xiangwu and showed him no respect. He was just a puppet, a lowly pawn without even a supplementary bank card. At the cafe in the Fu Group headquarters, Lin Xiangwu heard the same tired old story yet again. He silently took out his black-and-gold primary card. "Please clear everyone out. I need to study for my finals." Scheming, crazy, gorgeous A gong x spirited, adorable angel O shou Reader's Guide: 1. The gong's white moonlight is the shou. For some reason, he didn't recognize him at first. 2. Strong gong, weak shou. 3. Not a conventional wish-fulfillment story. 4. Probably a slow burn! Author's completed novel: Pheromone Dependency Theme: