Fellow Daoist, Want a Pill?

[Synopsis]

She opens her eyes to a new body, a new name, and a new... husband?

She looks down at the chains on her wrists. How could they get a slave contract and a cultivation partner contract mixed up?

Yin Yiyi (cautiously): "Master?"

Feng Zijun (irritated): "Call me husband!"

Little Scene 1

Yin Yiyi points at the graceful figure in the celestial visions that appear when Feng Zijun forms his Golden Core, births his Nascent Soul, and reaches the Out-of-Body stage. "You cheated on me! I want a divorce!"

The disciples of the Xuanyue Sect raise a huge banner. "We support Junior Sister in getting a divorce!"

Feng Zijun draws his sword and chases the disciples around, hacking at them for three days.

Everyone urges Yin Yiyi to stay calm. Divorce isn't the best way out.

Little Scene 2

After Feng Zijun reaches the Deification stage.

Everyone gazes at the celestial vision, their hearts stirred.

The eldest senior brother sidles over to Yin Yiyi. "Junior Sister, you have to leave him this time."

Yin Yiyi shakes her head. "I'm not leaving him anymore."

Eldest Senior Brother: "Third Junior Brother has cheated on you this badly, and you still won't leave?"

Yin Yiyi: "Then I'll make him kneel and beg me."

He's secretly in love with her to this extent and still won't say anything. Let him keep stewing. Hmph. If he doesn't kneel and beg her, she'll never rebuild her body in this lifetime. She'll go make babies with ghosts instead.

Years later, Yin Yiyi finally understands that when someone loves you to the point of madness, you become his Dao. With you, his Dao heart is complete.

A laid-back, fake-healer heroine with a stunning soul form X a Dao-obsessed, crazy hero who is genuinely blind and has no sense of smell.

The hero is incredibly handsome, ruthless, and taciturn.

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Pei Jiao transmigrates into a romance novel as the villainous tool-woman. The hero is her fiance, and the heroine is her disciple.

The tool character's mission is to take a blade for the hero, give him equipment, and deliver spirit stones and pills to him. But the hero never notices any of it, and always thinks the heroine did it.

In the end, the tool character must even offer the heroine her phoenix blood, magic treasures, and secret realm.

After enduring three hundred years of torment, Pei Jiao finally reaches the point in the story where she is supposed to die.

System: Hurry, give everything you have to the hero, then go die.

Pei Jiao: All right.

Pei Jiao happily grabs the hero and self-destructs, giving him a spectacular fireworks show that's been three hundred years in the making.

After Pei Jiao dies, the sect that once looked down on her and hurt her regrets it. The hero regrets it too, holding her extinguished soul lamp and hoping his beloved will return.

A hundred years later, a baby girl is born into the Pei family of the Central Continent.

Pei Jiao, once the number-one physician cultivator on the Yuanling Continent and a peak ninth-grade alchemist, gets to join a sect at the age of five. The first thing she does is shave her head, lie flat, and break a boulder on her chest. From then on, she follows the body-cultivation path.

When she sees the hero again, after hoping for hundreds of years, Pei Jiao can't wait to punch him with a left hook, a right hook, and a whole combo.

Original Novel's Hero: Jiao Jiao, I was wrong. Come back.

After a combo sends him headfirst into the dirt, leaving only his head above ground, Pei Jiao props her spiked club on her shoulder and picks her ear. "The wind's too loud. What did you say?"

Her old sect: Jiao Jiao, we were wrong. Come back.

Pei Jiao gives them each a whack with her club. "Off you go."

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