Let Go of My Corn Cob (Transmigrate into a Book)

As the only corn spirit on Earth, Yu Xian has floated down rivers and frolicked across mountains. There’s hardly a barren mountain or forgotten corner where her corn stalks haven’t left footprints. One day, she wakes up after her usual nap in the soil and discovers she’s been moved somewhere else, to a whole different planet?! The world is amazing, thinks the corn spirit, who has a livestream System that’s not much use. Then she realizes she’s transmigrated into a sentry-guide harem novel whose full synopsis she once read. Whatever, I’ll just take things as they come~ At least I picked up a pretty wife, so it’s a win! But why is my wife the protagonist’s biggest backer? Yu Xian, expressionless: You’re the fifth gong. Go follow the plot. Why are you following me! PS: 1. A romance dressed up as an interstellar story, not a traditional sentry-guide novel. Wolf and corn make a perfect match. 2. The livestream System is just there for show~ A Wen’s upcoming novel, The Actress’s Tiny Rosy-Faced Bodyguard. Feel free to add it to your collection if you’re interested, babies! As a single woman discharged from the military later in life, Chi Yi, wearing the shell of a Cangjian loli, blushes and says, “Shuangnian, leave your personal safety to me!” Lin Shuangnian smiles, bends down toward the girl, pats the top of her head, and ruffles her two big ponytails. “Call me big sister...” At nearly thirty, Chi Yi finally leaves the military. Thanks to the unusual nature of her work, she receives a hefty pension and spends all day raising Cangjian lolis in Jianxia Qingyuan. After three all-nighters in a row, Chi Yi manages to work herself to death. Lin Shuangnian, a barely famous actress from a family with a diamond mine, has spent two years drifting along in show business. She finally decides to go back and inherit the family business after filming a livestream reality show. Then, at her first stop, she finds a little yellow Cangjian loli in a pile of graves in a haunted village: a palm-sized little chick wearing a lotus-leaf hat and carrying a tiny sword. At the second stop, a dilapidated haunted inn, the chick’s owner comes looking for her. Ever since Lin Shuangnian took in the tiny bodyguard who didn’t even reach her shoulder... “L-surname actress repeatedly seen entering and leaving seedy places with a young girl...” “Actress incites minor to assault someone...” “LSN fan jumps off a building...” “Ghost girl caught on camera on the Soulbreak set...” Lin Shuangnian: The entertainment industry is so interesting. I’ll wait a little longer before inheriting the family business. PS: 1. The Cangjian little girl in Jianxia Qingyuan has big ponytails, sparkling golden skirts, and carries both a light and a heavy sword. She’ll grow taller! 2. It’s fine if you don’t know the game. This story has nothing to do with it. Theme: