Please Don't Give Me Any More Bad Advice

The simplified Chinese print edition of Please Don’t Give Me Any More Nonsense for the Rest of Our Lives has been renamed A Custom Glucose-Raising Drink Just for You and is now available. Blurb: Xie Shen has a faint scar in the web between the thumb and index finger of his left hand. Jiang Tangtang was the one who had a dog bite him when she was six. At twenty-four, she swore, “From now on, I’ll take good care of you and never let you get hurt again.” One night, a few thugs blocked their way. Their leader glowered at her. “Hey, girl, if you know what’s good for you, get lost!” Jiang Tangtang glanced deeply at Xie Shen, her expression resolute. This time, she had made up her mind. “Okay.” With that, she stepped aside. Later, when he brought up what happened that night, she explained, “Look, if they beat you until you’re disabled, I’ll need to stay in good shape to push your wheelchair. Hey, hey, what are you doing?!” Xie Shen undid his cufflinks, reached out with his long arm, and pinned her against the sofa. “Let me show you whether I need a wheelchair.” The next day. Jiang Tangtang: “Where’s the wheelchair? Bring it over so I can sit down. My legs are weak.” An outwardly cool but secretly flirtatious auction-house CEO X a goofy, timid, sharp-tongued owner of a secondhand film-camera shop [Coming next: Lifelong Romance. Visit my author page to pre-save it.] Blurb for Lifelong Romance: At twenty-six, Xi Xizhao followed her family’s arrangements and married Zhou Xingsu, the second son of the Zhou family, whom she had known for twenty-six years. They were simply following orders, and agreed to stay out of each other’s way. On their wedding night, Xi Xizhao thoughtfully laid things out for him. “If you ever meet someone you truly can’t live without, remember to tell me. Given our friendship, as long as we divide the assets fairly, I’ll let you go. We can part on good terms.” Zhou Xingsu glanced at her lazily. “Are you paving the way for yourself?” “?” “If the same thing happened to you, I’d make sure you left with nothing.” “??” “And I’d make sure your lover could never hold his head up again.” He smiled and added, completely at ease, “Either head.” Later, one late night, he approached her drunk, his dark eyes bloodshot. “If all you can give me is a love that simply goes along with what happens, ” She cut him off and asked earnestly, “Then you’d rather have nothing?” He seized both her arms and pinned them behind her against the wall. After a long silence, he lowered his head and sighed almost inaudibly. “Zhaozhao, don’t bully me too much.” She never saw that, in the moments when she was present and yet absent, someone secretly sewed a corner of her old school uniform into his sleeve. Someone else’s travel app was crisscrossed with countless routes between two points, weaving a trap to draw her in. Xi Xizhao: “? What other surprises are you hiding from me?” "What you don’t know is that in those repeating dreams, you love me too" Marriage first, love later. The male lead has a secret crush. Both leads are sexually inexperienced. Theme: