[Western Crossover] Companionship

Literary version:

Abby: My shoulders aren't as broad as the captain's, but you can still lean on me.

Abby: If you're upset, tell me. I'm good at keeping secrets.

Abby: Yes, yes, those weren't tears of sadness. I hit you too hard, and it hurt.

Abby: So, should we get together?

Comedy version:

Tony: You felt up my **, and now you want to run?

Abby: What the hell do you mean, felt you up? Even if I did, I only touched it, and someone was holding me there and making me do it!

Tony: I don't care. You have to take responsibility.

Abby: Yeah, right. So many women have touched you and even used you. Why don't you go ask them to take responsibility?

Tony: They're different. I gave you my first time, so you have to take responsibility for me for the rest of my life.

The Avengers: Tsk, tsk, tsk... so cheesy.