[Red Hood] A Wild Robin Appears

Look, there's a wild robin. Its feathers are bright, its hair is black with a white spot on its forehead. Just looking at its build, you can tell it's healthy, fresh, and unpolluted.

All you have to do is remove its head, and it's ready to eat.

…

Lisa always thought being a villain would be freer than being a hero, but villains don't get a regular paycheck or social benefits.

Compared to little things like saving or destroying the world, Lisa thinks a diploma and food are more important.

Just thinking about writing a thesis is enough to make her go bald!

…

Jason Todd thought he'd seen every kind of storm. He'd been stealing the tires off the Batmobile since childhood, became the second Robin, died and came back to life, apprenticed himself to the League of Assassins, and regularly mouthed off to Batman.

Until he met a certain someone named Lisa…

His whole vibe changed.

※Notes

1. CP: a 180-pound, six-foot-tall goody-two-shoes

2. The protagonist isn't a Mary Sue, but is a goofball with invincible abilities

3. OOC warning, character-bending warning. This is a fun alternate take for everyone, so please treat it as a parallel universe

4. A funny, lighthearted, ridiculous story