You Can't Touch a Top-Tier Star's Butt

The hardworking author also has another ongoing novel: Becoming the Only Earthling in the Galaxy Blurb: Dr. Xiao, the heartthrob of the colorectal surgery department, met a mysterious patient in disguise during his night shift. The man was handsome and well-built, but acted suspiciously. His appearance made Dr. Xiao even more suspicious, so to avoid any doctor-patient conflict, Dr. Xiao diligently performed a digital rectal exam and, to break the ice, lavishly praised the patient's backside as the most beautiful one he had ever seen in his career... A month later, Weibo crashed: A post claiming that Zhao Luyuan had been helped into the colorectal surgery department late at night, apparently suffering from an anal fissure, stayed at the top of the trending list for ages. As someone with the inside scoop, Dr. Xiao was kidnapped on his way to work and taken to the movie emperor's enormous mansion to protect his precious backside. Zhao Luyuan: The real person is right in front of him, yet he still sneaks glances at my behind-the-scenes videos... His love is so restrained. Dr. Xiao: This patient is a handful. If I want the days ahead to go smoothly, I need to learn more about him. A year later, a reality show featuring celebrities and their civilian friends became a huge hit online. Director: How did you meet each other, and how long have you known each other? Movie Emperor Zhao: We've known each other for quite a while. He's my biggest fan. Dr. Xiao: We met six months ago. He's my patient. The director was thrilled and trembling with excitement. Now that's what I call a hook! Top: Mature, steady, and reserved in public, an industry elite; childish, arrogant, and sharp-tongued in private. Bottom: Gentle and handsome in public, a model professional; in private, an underpaid office worker and a gay man's dream guy. Coming soon: Becoming the Only Human in the Galaxy Blurb: After kicking away a thug who was harassing him, Bu Chenxi found himself transported into a novel that was about to end. In this world, he was the only Earthling! The System said that if he helped fulfill all the novel's plot points, he could go home. But in a galaxy where someone with just sixty percent human genes could qualify as a rare species, his status as a hundred-percent pure Earthling became the biggest obstacle to getting back! The more powerful the bigwigs of the galaxy were, the more severely their use of psychic powers backfired on them. They needed to find partners with the highest proportion of human genes so they could prolong their lives and have children of their own. To return to his old life, Bu Chenxi kept his secret identity under wraps and nervously carried out his missions, navigating his way among the various bigwigs. Who could have guessed that one day, his senior, who had never gotten along with him, would start blushing and getting butterflies around him? The instructor who used to sneer at him began to see him in a new light. The male lead of the novel started showing him inexplicable kindness. Only the leader of the Empire said that a deal with him would get Bu Chenxi out of his predicament. To convince him, he even handed over the chip that could save his life. Who knew that this life-saving chip was not only the leader's restart button, but could also pinpoint his location at any time? Looking at the frail-looking space pirate beside him, Bu Chenxi could hardly believe he was capable of punching a giant beast to death. That bad feeling was back again. But wherever he went, there was always a companion by his side who could handle anything. Holding the chip, Bu Chenxi finally caught on and demanded: You're the leader? Yes. You lied to me? No. I gave you your freedom. This really is your life-saving chip? Yes. Why give it to me? I want to give you my life. You are about to become my partner. Theme: Be dedicated to your work, and stay true to your original aspirations.