The Men of the Naruto World

“Want to go for a round? I’ll make it worth your while~” The boy smiled radiantly as he straddled him...

++++[Wait! I really want to write a blurb like that, but I’d better keep it normal! (Not really.)]

++++What? You want to kill me? Try doing me first.

++++Still want to kill me?

++++Not anymore.

++++Then what do you want?

++++To do you.

++++Go die.

++++Why did I survive the Third Shinobi World War? Because I have a pretty face, obviously.

How did my blurb end up like this? Will I lose followers? I’ll cry for you all to see _(┐ "ε:)_

[Just for laughs. See the main text for details.]

[Note: There are two storylines. You can read them in either order. Odd-numbered chapters are Line 1; even-numbered chapters are Line 2.]

[ P.P.S. I originally wanted to write about a corrupted Kakashi getting ridden by everyone, and then? Now I want to write a story about Kakashi doing whatever he pleases, riding everyone, and conquering the world through tricks and sheer physicality, from Kaguya all the way down to Mitsuki. / lecherous grin]

#Young Kakashi → Dark Kakashi → Akatsuki Kakashi QVQ#

#Corruption tastes so good QUQ#

#Will people come after me for the everyone-rides-him premise QWQ#

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② Updates whenever inspiration strikes

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