New novel: My Tenant Is a Total Failure and Also a True Billionaire. Please add it to your collection~~ My next novel, Every Time I Open My Eyes, I’m Stuck with a Mess [Quick Transmigration], is also open for pre-orders. Thank you so much~
Blurb: Mai Jinyan, a feng shui master, gets pestered by a squirrel who has transmigrated into the body of a CEO.
After Mai Jinyan becomes the CEO’s assistant, he often searches the entire villa without finding him, only to stare in disbelief when he spots the CEO asleep in a tree in the yard, in an impossibly alluring pose.
Even more frustratingly, the squirrel goes into heat every year...
“I’m not a female squirrel! Why do you keep rubbing against me when you’re in heat?”
The CEO pouts. “Female squirrels like rubbing against things when they’re in heat. I’m male, so I don’t rub against you because I’m in heat.”
“Then why do you rub against me?”
I want to rub against you even when I’m not in heat. Why do you think that is?
Aside from that, Mr. Squirrel has an excellent sense of smell. With Mai Jinyan at his side, he uses it to make a fortune.
Just by sniffing things out, he turns a cafe and a noodle shop into internet sensations, and makes terrible cooking smell like the best food in the world...
With good food and drink aplenty, Mai Jinyan is utterly satisfied. “Brother Song, I never knew you had such a talent.”
The CEO starts rubbing against him again. “That’s not even the talent I’m proudest of. Come on, let me show you what a squirrel’s real talent is...”
Feng shui master bottom x CEO squirrel top
Blurb for the new novel My Tenant Is a Total Failure and Also a True Billionaire:
Su Xingmang put his vacant apartment under an agency’s management. Before long, the agency ran off with the tenants’ deposits, and the tenants came to him demanding an explanation.
He went with them to report it, where he discovered that one of the tenants was a very persistent online novelist who couldn’t earn a cent in royalties.
He hadn’t even landed a contract, yet he was already writing full-time? And he rented an entire apartment to keep a houseful of cats and dogs?
Su Xingmang worried that the handsome young man might not only starve himself, but his cats and dogs too, so he decided to help him increase his income and cut costs.
He gave feedback on his novel from the perspective of an experienced reader, helping him land a contract;
He treated him to meals every few days to improve his quality of life, and waived every fee he could;
Even though he thought keeping pets was too much trouble, he stocked up on tons of cat and dog food...
But he thought the struggling young novelist was surprisingly generous a lot of the time.
Being generous when you’re broke is a bad habit. I have to help him change...
The handsome young man was troubled too:
How can I let him know I’m actually not poor?
One day, they went out to eat, and a supercar roared past them. The young man was about to say, “That’s my car. My assistant is driving it right now,” when Su Xingmang scoffed. “What’s so good about a car like that, apart from how loudly it farts?”
“...” Should he turn around and sell that supercar right away?
Some time later, the young man took Su Xingmang to several shopping centers.
“Every shop you like is yours. I’ll give you entire floors, one after another! Expand your art training center and bakery as much as you want!”
I thought of you as a little brother, but you...
I thought you were a struggling nobody, but actually you’re the kind of person who has to go home and inherit a fortune worth billions if you don’t write properly...
A hidden-rich bottom who runs training classes and food businesses and loves kids x a rich third-generation top who’s bad at writing but great at running companies and has a whole pack of pets. Age gap, 1v1, sweet romance, happy ending.
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Why are the articles from so long ago still locked? I cry to death.
Finished spreading my love ~ I will feel relieved now that Brother Song is cured ~
The keyboard warrior is really... I won't pay attention to it now, it's too low on my IQ.
It hurts so much. . . May the keyboard warriors explode on the spot
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This article is so beautiful. Thanks to the limited exemption, I got to know an excellent person again. I'm here to post a new article~
. . . . . . . . . . . . . After all, we just have to wander on the edge of BE, right?
It's beautiful. Thanks for the limited fee. It's so beautiful. I watched it in one sitting.
So beautiful~ Come on ↖(^ω^)↗
Thanks for the limited fee! Blow up, blow up Brother Song! It's just that my reading speed is too slow.