Esports: She's So Sweet

This is my first time writing a romance, so please forgive me if it isn't very good.

Blurb:

Xie Mumu is a gaming fanatic and the number one support player on the national server. Unfortunately, her teammates are such dead weight that she struggles desperately in the Star rank, until she meets a "pro."

Seeing a glimmer of hope for climbing the ladder, she clings pitifully to the "pro."

What do I need integrity for? I don't!

"I'll give you all the kills! I'll tank all the damage! QAQ Please don't abandon me, okay?"

The "pro": "Pfft, fine by me."

Xie Mumu gave her life some serious thought. To keep the "pro" from abandoning her, she routinely gives up farm, tanks damage, hands over kills, and turns on voice chat to act cute for the "pro."

"Big bro, someone's hiding in the bushes. Don't go over there."

"Big bro, I've taken care of your red buff. Hurry over and get it!"

"Big bro, I'll tank for you. Hurry and run!"

QL teammate: "Captain, you actually let a girl tank damage for you? Are you even human?"

Chu Chen smiled. "Do you have a girl who'll tank damage for you?"

QL teammates: "..."

Life is hard enough already. Don't rub it in!

#Hello, police? Someone's making us single people suffer. Hurry over!#

#The captain keeps showering everyone with affection at the drop of a hat. Is this a distortion of human nature or a collapse of morality!#

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