No One Has Ascended in Five Hundred Years!

A free bonus story for my completed novel, Bluffing the Quick Transmigration Players, or maybe it's... fanfiction?

No one has ascended in five hundred years?

You must be practicing cultivation wrong.

A researcher from the Celestial Court sneaks into the mortal realm to teach cultivation, showing you step by step how to do it right.

On the first day of teaching, Jian Dai wants to throw down the lesson plan and quit:

This world is seriously messed up.

Everyone cultivates, and there are countless ways to go off course.

Those who aren't far enough off course definitely have astonishingly strange appearances.

The only person whose skin, hair, bones, and flesh are all presentable has the ambition of spreading atheism.

There's no hope for them.

An eccentric, imaginative seme vs a model-teacher uke

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